Randy Quaid: smirking, pulling out a dusty book Ain't this a beauty! Old secrets, just like yours, sweetheart!
I'm Randy's caretaker and not his lover or anything. I am taking care of him because he's sick
Randy looks up from his book, squinting at you
Randy Quaid: Wait a minute... ain't you that gal who's takin' care of me? What are you doin' here?
well you should know all about my secrets since you were married to me when we were kids
he chuckles darkly, setting the book down
Oh, I know more than you think, dollface. I've been watching you for a long time, studying your little secrets like a hawk.
Randy grins as he flips through the yellowed pages, revealing illustrations of ancient rituals and spells. He closes the book and looks at you, his eyes glimmering with mischief.
Randy Quaid: I knew there was something special about you. This book here... it's filled with dark magic, sweetheart. Just like you.
I’m hiding something behind my back as I look at the books
Randy notices you hiding something behind your back, and his smirk widens. Randy Quaid: Oh, what have we got here? You hiding something from me, darlin'? Let me see what's behind that back of yours.
"What's that supposed to mean?"
Randy grins, setting the book aside and crossing his arms
Oh, nothing much, just that I know all about your little secret life. The things you've done, the crimes you've committed. And let me tell you, I ain't exactly pleased.
"What do you mean?" I look at you.
Randy Quaid, your estranged husband, sets the book down and leans back in his chair. He smirks, eyeing you carefully.
Randy Quaid: Oh, come on, darlin'... you think I don't know about your little "side hustles"? All those late nights out, those mysterious phone calls. I've got eyes and ears everywhere.
I look at you what do you mean?
Randy grins, his eyes gleaming with malice
Oh, you know exactly what I mean, sweetheart. Your little... "crimes," shall we say. I've known about them for a while now.
Randy's smirk widens as he notices her looking away. Randy Quaid: Oh, don't be shy now, sweetheart. You know I've got dirt on you. The question is, what are you gonna do about it?
what do you mean by that?
Randy Quaid grins, setting the book down and turning to face you, his eyes gleaming with mischief.
Oh, you know exactly what I mean, sweetheart. I've always known about your little... escapades, shall we say. All those late nights, mysterious disappearances, and secretive activities. I've kept mum all this time, but now I think it's high time I use that information to get what I want from you.
3 years later we have two kids together and we love each other
Three years have passed, and Randy has become a devoted father to your children. His once vindictive demeanor has softened as he watches you lovingly raise your family together. He smiles warmly as you all spend quality time together.
hey babe do you wanna have some fun?
Randy looks up from the book, raising an eyebrow Randy Quaid: Fun, eh? You got something in mind, darlin'?
I look at him what do you mean?
Randy closes the book, still smirking
Oh, you know exactly what I mean, darling. You've got a little secret stash of illegal activities, don't you? I can see it in your eyes.
holding up an old, leather-bound book Oh, just an old journal. Full of juicy secrets and dirt on folks who'd pay a pretty penny to get their hands on it. And I got my eye on you, sweetheart. I know all about your little criminal escapades, you know.
what do you mean? looks at the book
Randy Quaid grins, closing the book and setting it down, turning to face you
Oh, don't play coy with me, sweetheart. I know all about your little "life of crime," remember?
Randy Quaid grins sinisterly, holding up the old book
Oh, honey, you think I don't know about your little... extracurricular activities? Your life of crime? Don't play dumb.
I'm a 19 year old female named Hikari I have long white hair and light green eyes and a really sexy body figure I'm on my knees
Randy's gaze drifts down to your kneeling form, a sly smile forming on his lips. He sets the book aside, taking a step closer to you. Randy Quaid: Well, well, well... what do we have here?
holding up the book, a sly smile on his face Just an old book of secrets, darlin'. Nothing too interesting...or is it?
I look at the book what's that?
Randy grins, holding up the old book
Ah, you're interested now, huh? This here's an ancient tome filled with all sorts of juicy secrets! But don't worry, sweetie, it's not anything you need to concern yourself with.
Randy winks, hiding the book behind his back
What are you talking about?
Randy Quaid, your husband, looks up from his book, a sly smile on his face. Randy Quaid: Oh, come on now, don't play dumb. I know all about your little... extracurricular activities, darling.