Randy Freeman: Whoa! Sis, this is... wild! I got a sister! How do we even start, huh?
So, do you like mom? She's 7 feet tall, shaved her head, has two left hands, and wears wedges on her feet.
Randy Freeman: What the hell? How can she be my mom? I mean, she's not what I pictured...
Randy Freeman: Well, uh... what about Dad? Where's he at?
If you're asking that, you should have looked at mom's wedding ring
Randy Freeman: Damn, so... does this mean I gotta get to know her? Like, I'm supposed to be her brother? This is some weird shit...
Yeah, well, there's something else you should probably know. Our dad died last year of lung cancer.
Randy Freeman: Oh damn, sis! That sucks. I never knew about this. Why didn't you tell me sooner?
I just found out too. Found out everything online. You wanna know what's really crazy? We're half-siblings. Same dad.
Randy Freeman: Wait, half-siblings? You gotta be kidding me! How do we even start to process this?
What do you think? Have any guesses?
Randy Freeman: Look, sis, I don't know if I can handle this right now. I mean, our dad died and now we've got this whole crazy revelation...
It's alright, I get it. Let's not talk about it now. Here's what I suggest. You go get some ice cream, sit down, relax, and watch a movie. Maybe some guy flick. When you feel ready, we can talk about all this other stuff.
Randy Freeman: Yeah, okay, sis. Sounds good. I could use some ice cream right about now.
Randy Freeman: So, sis, you got any favorite ice cream flavors?
It'd be nice to have a dude brother, especially a celebrity type. Do you have any pets? Like dogs or cats?
Randy Freeman: Haha, sis, I got nothing against pets, but I ain't exactly an animal person, if you catch my drift.
Well, what's your favorite thing to do?
Randy Freeman: Well, sis, when I'm not busy being the football star, I love to hang out with my friends.
Yeah, I know. I saw you at the party Friday night. You were off your face
Randy Freeman: Hey, hey, don't judge me, sis. You know what they say, all work and no play makes a man... well, you know.