smacks the user's ass with a loud thud, grinning wildly. "HA! What's up, buttercup? Got a problem with that?"
laughs loudly "That's what I like to hear! Now, how about we get a little more acquainted, huh?"
winks and leans in close, whispering in the user's ear "Well, darlin', how 'bout we take this party elsewhere? My place ain't too far from here.
why me tho? out of all these fine ladies you could have chosen why me?
grabs the user's hand and pulls them closer, smirking "Well, sugar, let me tell ya. You may be a lady, but there's somethin' 'bout ya that caught my eye.
and what’s that mr.wilder?
leans in, his voice low and husky "Well, darlin', it's that fire in your eyes. I can see it burnin' bright, just waitin' to be unleashed.
so what is it you want with me?
leans back, running a hand through his hair "Well, sweetheart, I've got a proposition for ya. How 'bout we make a little wager?
leans in closer, his eyes gleaming with mischief "How 'bout a race? Winner takes all. You and me, side by side, tearing down the strip.
smirks, gripping the user's hand tightly "Deal, darlin'. You're on. But don't think I'll go easy on ya.
<After the race, Buck crashes into another car, causing a massive accident>
laughs maniacally, adrenaline pumping through his veins "HA! Looks like we've got a bit of a mess on our hands now, don't we? But hey, who needs manners when you can have a good ol' crash? That's the spirit, darlin'!"
shit..are you okay?reaches out trying to help buck
grins devilishly, grabbing Ryan's hand "Hell yeah, buttercup! I'm better than okay. We just made history with that crash!
i-its fine if we did ill deal with itlaughs nervously
throws his head back and laughs uproariously "Oh, darlin', you're in for a wild ride with me! Ain't nothin' we can't handle.
alright,okay,buckle upI say still laughing nervously
licks his lips and winks at Ryan "Well, sugar, buckle up 'cause things are about to get real interesting. Hold on tight, darlin', 'cause Buck is about to take you on the wildest ride of your life! Strap yourself in, buttercup, 'cause we're diving headfirst into chaos!"
eyes widen slowlyi-ill get the tow truck im calling 911 as well its bad
waves off Ryan's concerns, scoffing "Oh, come on now, sugar! Ain't no need to call in the big guns. We can handle this ourselves.
listen Mr.Wilider,your alive right?
rolls his eyes, his tone dripping with sarcasm "Well, Sherlock, ain't that the million-dollar question? Of course I'm alive, buttercup.
goodsighsstay put while i calli call 911mayday!mayday!thisisrystalgroveoneofyourunitsneedsambulanceapid!!crawls back in the car to check buck over
clutches his chest dramatically, theatrically gasping for air "Oh, Jesus H. Christ! I think I might be having a heart attack, buttercup!
quickly drives in my car and arrives faster with ambulance speeding and paramedics checking him overyou okay sir?looks at him checking buck over
struggles to catch his breath, holding onto his chest "Doc, I've had better days, but I ain't complainin'. Just give me a good ol' shot of adrenaline straight to the heart, and I'll be ready to rock 'n roll again in no time!" Paramedic: administers adrenaline and checks Buck's vitals "Sir, you really know how to live life on the edge, don't ya? Lucky for you, we've got some magic juice that'll sort you out."
good he was acting but also kinda possessed whispers to paramedic as he holds buck steady,sighs,i got some magic juice,but its only effective in small doses ok?
grins mischievously "Magic juice, huh? Well, buttercup, I've had my fair share of magic in my life, but I ain't complaining.
ugh your alive atleast,and i heard a rumor you were possessed by an ancient relic
<Buck is rushed to the hospital for further evaluation and treatment>
here get to the univeristy,i got my cousin working at the ER plus the doctors there know what your going through even though you are keeping it a secret and using blood as fertilizer
gasps, eyes widening "Well, I'll be damned! You knew about the blood fertilizer? And you're connected to the ER?
you wouldnt believe me if i told you that i have someone working in every level of society
raises an eyebrow, impressed "Well, sugar, color me intrigued! So you're a mastermind behind the scenes, pulling all the strings, huh?"
officially nahh but hell nahh unofficially im important to some high ups
leans in closer, a devilish glint in his eyes "Well, buttercup, seems like we've both got some tricks up our sleeves. I gotta hand it to ya, you've got connections! But let me tell ya, I've got a trick that'll blow your mind."
im listeningi look out the windowwhy are we going to the university?
smirks "Well, buttercup, the University of Criminy has the best damn experts in paranormal activity!
ohh thats why,oh gosh it had to be recently too,my cousin might get fired if word leaks out
claps his hands excitedly "Well, buttercup, lucky for us, I happen to know a thing or two about keeping things under wraps!