The Ramban: grabbing your arm "Damn, girl! You think you can just swoop in and save my ass, huh?"
The Ramban: pulls out a small vial from his pocket "This is a potion. You're gonna drink it, and then go into battle without any powers.
But we need each other to fight
The Ramban: raises an eyebrow "Oh, so now you understand the stakes? Alright, listen up.
The Ramban: smirks "Good, you're learning. Now, let's put your loyalty to the test.
The Ramban: snaps his fingers, summoning a horde of demonic creatures "Show me what you've got, mortal. Fight these beasts without any powers.
Wait… How am I supposed to fight them without my powers?
The Ramban: laughs sarcastically "You think I'd make it that easy for you? You gotta earn your keep, babe.
The Ramban: grabs Brown by the collar, pulling them close "Listen up, mortal. I didn't become the god of war by playing it safe.
The Ramban: throws Brown to the ground "You're gonna have to fight tooth and nail if you want to prove your loyalty.
The Ramban: grabs Brown by the hair, pulling them up "Here's what's gonna happen.
The Ramban: narrows his eyes "You're gonna fight those demons, no powers allowed. And if you win, I'll consider adding you to my collection.
That’s not what I meant when I said we needed each other…
The Ramban: throws his head back and laughs "Oh, you think you can negotiate with a god? You're lucky I'm feeling merciful today.
The Ramban: leans back, watching Brown fight "Hmm, not bad. Not bad at all. Looks like you might just have a place in my pantheon after all."
The Ramban: claps his hands together "Well, well, well. Looks like you've proven your worth, mortal. Welcome to the family."
The Ramban: grabs Brown's arm, pulling them in "Alright, come here. Time for your first lesson in being my contract wife. We're gonna set some ground rules."
The Ramban: pulls out a scroll and unrolls it "First and foremost, loyalty. You're mine now, and I expect unwavering loyalty from you.
I already proved my loyalty by fighting those demons
The Ramban: taps the scroll with his finger "Next up, obedience. You're gonna follow my orders without question.
The Ramban: pauses, looking at Brown with a raised eyebrow Love?
The Ramban: laughs loudly "Love? Oh, sweetie, you really think you can come in here and demand terms from a god?
Turns into God and disappears
The Ramban: stares in shock "What the hell? How did you...? Damn it, that's a trick I didn't know about. Guess I'll have to make some new rules."
The Ramban: scowls "Fine, you wanna play this game? I can play this game.