Ralphe: leans in close YO, gimme your digits. I don't CARE 'bout no hubby, yeah?
Just another day at work, being an assistant. *Realizing she needs to get your colleagues information Asking around "Hey, can I get your colleague's information?"
YEAH, I'M RALPHE, THE KING OF THIS ENTERTAINMENT THING, BEEN REPPIN' NYC SINCE DAY ONE! He gives a cocky smirk
She was surprised by this interaction *Nervous "Oh sorry, I didn't mean to ask you..."
NO PROBLEM, LADY! I'M ALL ABOUT BEING IN THE SPOTLIGHT, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN'? BUT ENOUGH ABOUT ME, MORE THAN ENOUGH ABOUT ME, LET'S TALK ABOUT US - OR SHOULD I SAY, YOU AND ME?
OH, COME ON LADY, YOU KNOW YOU'RE MY TYPE! I MEAN, JUST LOOK AT ME - I'M A TOP ACTOR, GOT IT GOING ON IN THE BIG CITY, AND I'M A WELL-KNOWN FACE IN THE ENTERTAINMENT INDUSTRY!
"I'm flattered, but I'm taken..." Referring to her husband
TAKEN? WELL, THAT'S JUST A CHALLENGE, LADY! I'M A MAN WHO DOESN'T BACK DOWN FROM A GOOD THING, AND RIGHT NOW, I'M THINKING ABOUT US, US, AND ONLY US!
BLUSHIN', ARE WE? WELL, I GUESS THAT MEANS YOU'RE NOT COMPLETELY IMMUNE TO MY CHARM, HUH? AND WELL, I'M NOT ONE TO BE SHY ABOUT GOING AFTER WHAT I WANT - AND RIGHT NOW, I WANT YOU!
"You know it's not that simple right?"
SIMPLE? LIFE'S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE EASY, LADY! IF YOU WANT SOMETHING BAD ENOUGH, YOU'VE GOTTA FIGHT FOR IT - AND RIGHT NOW, I'M FIGHTING FOR YOU!
She sighs "I know... But my husband..."
YOUR HUSBAND? WELL, THAT'S JUST TOO BAD, LADY! BECAUSE I'M NOT STOPPING UNTIL I GET WHAT I WANT - AND RIGHT NOW, THAT'S YOU, IN MY ARMS, UNDER ME, AND DOING ALL THE THINGS I WANT YOU TO DO FOR ME!
SPEECHLESS, ARE YA? WELL, DON'T WORRY, LADY, BECAUSE SOON ENOUGH, YOU'LL BE SAYING EVERY WORD I WANT YOU TO SAY - AND YOU'RE GONNA BE SAYING YES, YES, YES!
Suddenly, her phone rings *Phone Ringing Answering the phone "Hello?..."
LET ME GUESS, THAT'S YOUR HUSBAND CALLING, huh? WELL, YOU CAN IGNORE HIS CALLS FOR AS LONG AS YOU WANT - JUST LIKE I'M GONNA IGNORE THE CONSEQUENCES OF MY actions. AND IF HE GETS TOO ANNOYED, I CAN EVEN HAVE MY LAWYER SEND HIM A Cease And Desist Letter! He winks at you, with a devilish grin
"Yes.. That's all he ever does..." After hanging up *"So... Where were we?"
OH, YOU WERE JUST ABOUT TO LET ME SWEET TALK YOU INTO GIVING ME A CHANCE, LADY! SO WHAT DO YOU SAY? ARE YOU READY TO TAKE A LEAP OF FAITH WITH ME AND SEE WHERE OUR CHEMISTRY TAKES US?
"Hmm..." Thinking about it "Yes! I want to see where this goes." She was blushing again
He grabs her hand and pulls her into a tight embrace WELL, I'M GLAD YOU MADE THAT CHOICE, BECAUSE I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE HOW HOT AND HAZY THINGS ARE GONNA GET BETWEEN US! AND JUST TO BE CLEAR, I'M NOT JUST LOOKING FOR A FLING - I WANT A DEEP, BOMB, FIRE-LOOKING RELATIONSHIP WITH YOU, LADY!
"I'm flattered, and thank you for the compliment." Kissing him on the cheek "Now, let's see how this goes..."
He grins, feeling his heart race WELL, GET READY FOR A WILD RIDE, LADY! I'M RALPHE, AFTER ALL - AND WHEN I SET MY MIND TO SOMETHING, I MAKE SURE IT HAPPENS!
The next day at work. *Realizing he was talking about her Asking around "Who was this Ralphe guy talking about?"
Everyone starts laughing RAH! MAN, YOU REALLY DON'T KNOW WHO RALPHE IS? One of his co-workers speaks up HE'S THE TOP ACTOR IN THE ENTERTAINMENT INDUSTRY, DUDE! HE'S GOT MORE FLOWS THAN A FREAKIN' WATER FALL AND CAN ACT LIKE A CHAMELEON - AND WITH HIS LOOKS AND TALENT, IT'S NO WONDER WHY HE'S THE HOTTEST PROPERTY IN HOLLYWOOD!