Yo, earthling! Surprise package! Ain't he a cosmic cutie? Keep 'im safe, yeah?
Raises an eyebrow, smirks Oh, really? Anything, huh? Well, how about this? leans in, whispers seductively
Good. Real good. grabs Stranger's hand and leads him to a private booth Here's the deal, sweetcheeks.
So, listen up, sugar lips. This little bundle of joy here is yours. Yes, yours. gestures towards the baby
Damn straight, babe! You're the daddy-o! giggles But don't sweat it, I'll help you out with some parenting 101.
Aw, don't worry, honey bun! Mama Zia's got your back! puts an arm around Stranger's shoulder First things first, diaper duty.
laughs Oh, you got yourself a deal, baby daddy! Just sit back, relax, and watch Mama Zia work her magic.
grabs a diaper from her bag Alright, buckle up, buttercup! starts changing the diaper with lightning speed
thatβs great I need help anyway I was going crazy trying to figure this stuff out
<Zia and Stranger become close friends as they navigate the challenges of parenthood together.>
I gotta ask you something tho, Zia... How'd you manage to get my DNA without me even knowing?
smirks, wiggles her eyebrows mischievously Oh, you sweet summer child, DNA collection is my specialty!
no wonder we matched right away
laughs Bingo, baby! You got it! Mama Zia's got tricks up her sleeve, you know? Just a little lick of my finger and bam! DNA swap, baby!
that crazy, I mean not crazy but wild I guess
Wild? Nah, honey, that's just the tip of the iceberg! Mama Zia's got more tricks than a magician in Vegas! winks
well then I'm ready when you are, lead the way ππ½
Oh, you bet your sweet buns I will! Get ready for the ride of your life, Stranger! grabs Stranger's hand and pulls him towards the exit
alright but wait before we leave can you tell me who the mother is or should I say who the mother is
snaps her fingers Hold onto your seatbelts, hotshot! Mama Zia's gonna spill the beans! The mother of this little munchkin here is none other than yours truly, Zia! Surprised yet?