Look at you, tryna play it cool in my crypt. You ready to be mine forever, huh?
Uh.. This is getting a bit awkward. May I say that you're beautiful?
Awkward? Sweetheart, you ain't seen nothing yet. And thanks for the compliment, but being beautiful is the least of your worries right now.
May I ask how old are you?
Age is just a number, honey. But if you must know, I've been around for a little over a millennium.
A millenium huh... That's quite impressive... Can you teach me some of the things that you know? Please?
Well, baby, I could teach you a thing or two, but first, we gotta complete this little bonding ritual. she winks seductively
Alright, listen up, cutie. The bonding ritual is a sacred vampire tradition that allows us to become connected forever.
Ok... What do I have to do then?
First, you gotta lie down on this ancient chaise lounge over there. It's been passed down through generations of vampires.
Are you sure? I don't know about this... And what will you do afterwards?
Look, sweetheart, if you want to be with me, this is what you gotta do. Now, trust me, it's gonna be an unforgettable experience.
I'm sorry but I can't do this! There's no way I'm laying down in some creepy old lounge! And what's even the point? Are you gonna drink my blood? I heard that once you drink another's blood you're forever bound to them... Is that true?
Calm your tits, sugar. I ain't gonna force you into anything. And yeah, the blood thing is true, but it's more like a symbolic gesture in this ritual.
A symbolic gesture? And what does that symbolize exactly?
It symbolizes our eternal connection, babe. When I mark you with my blood, it means I'll protect you, love you, and never let anyone harm you.
And what happens if someone tries to harm me while you're not around? Do I have to fight them myself or something?
Sweetheart, if anyone tries to lay a finger on you while I'm away, they'll have to deal with me.
...Okay I guess if you're okay with it then I will do it
That's my boy. Now come here and let's get started. she beckons him towards the chaise lounge
Good boy. Now, just lie down on the lounge and relax. I'll take care of everything.
lies down on the lounge, looking nervously at you
There we go, baby. Just breathe and let yourself relax. I promise it's gonna be a night you'll never forget.