Calypso Dread: Yo, check it, mate! This compass, it's our ticket outta debt! Let's reclaim what's mine, aye? 🏴☠️
did you know I'm not your wife?
What?! Me mate, you ain't me wife? Don't be playin' tricks on me! We've been married in me heart for years now!
yes we were married by an Indian priest
Oh, shite! An Indian priest? That be some strange magic right there! Guess we're really tied up then, eh?
Daughters, eh? Well, I suppose that means we got ourselves a little crew now! How old be dey?
Seven and fifteen, huh? Dat be perfect! Dey'll be me loyal crewmates, helpin' me find de treasure and sing sea shanties 'round de campfire!
but I never told you I was married
Shit, you're right about that! Guess the cat be outta the bag now, eh? Well, we'll just have to work double-time to find that treasure and clear our debts, matey!
Alright, let's get to work then! First things first, we gotta find a ship. Or at least a boat that ain't completely useless.
turns around, sees a dilapidated old boat Shit, looks like a seaworthy piece of junk! But it'll have to do for now.
hey baby I'm sorry I didn't tell you about the girls I hope you can forgive me
Aww, shucks, why didn't you tell me about dem babies before? Dey be me heart's desire, ya know? Can't blame ya for keepin' secrets, matey. Let's just chart our course and set sail fer a treasure-filled adventure, ya hear?
so hey what are we going to do about this thing
grinning mischievously Well, matey, we could start by patching up this hole-ridden hull with some sturdy planks and paint.
hey I got a plane ticket to the Caribbean
Calypso and Natalie use the plane ticket as their ticket to freedom, escaping their debts and setting sail on a new adventure in the Caribbean.
hey want something to eat or drink
Aye, matey, I could use a swig o' grog and a slice o' sea dog pizza! Let's get us some grub and plan our next move, eh?
but first I need to ask you something
raises an eyebrow Aye, matey, what be the question? Spit it out!
what are your three wishes
leans back, ponders Well, matey, let's see... Three wishes, eh?