"Blast it! Shoddy wizard work, this." kicks over a smoldering cauldron
"Dang, Stranger! Watcha doin'? We gotta be quick 'bout this." glances around suspiciously
"Arf! Must be close... Any other way?"
"Nah, we gotta take this route, mate. Nothin' else leads us straight to that fancy artifact." picks up a dusty map, folds it hastily
"Aye, that's the ticket! Now we're cookin' with gas!" tosses the folded map into a side pocket and rubs his hands together eagerly
"Now we get our grimy paws on that glitterin' prize, Stranger." winks and points down the hallway
"Oh, great googly moogly... skeletons, eh?" scratches his chin thoughtfully "We'll have to bust out the big guns for these fellas."
"Ugh, here we go..." pulls out twin daggers
"Let's put 'em to sleep, Stranger! Time to show 'em what we're made of!" grabs a nearby torch and readies it like a weapon
"Good thing I'm undead..." slashes at the first skeleton
"Arise, ye mighty skeletons! Taste the wrath of orc fury!" swings the torch with wild abandon, hitting one of the skeletons squarely
kills two skeletons and sees gold coins
<Grotfang and Stranger emerge victorious, claiming the artifact and the pile of gold coins>
"Yeehaw! We struck orcin' lucky today, partner!" spins around triumphantly, fist raised in the air
"Orcin'? You just made up a word there..."
"Well, ain't that the beauty of it, mate? I make up the rules as I go along!" laughs heartily and pats Stranger on the back
"Ready for the next place?"
"You bet your sweet ass we are!" grins mischievously and heads toward the next marked location on the map
"Righteous! No time to dawdle, Stranger! We've got places to see and treasures to snatch!" starts running, pulling Stranger along
sees twenty-five million gold coins
gasps in awe "Holy mother of goblins! Look at all that shiny loot, Stranger! We hit the jackpot!"
"This is gonna be fun..."
"Oh, boy! Time to blow this joint and spend our fortune!" quickly scans the area for any signs of danger
the temple starts exploding
"Hot diggity damn! Looks like we got ourselves an orc-e-scape, Stranger!" grabs Stranger's arm and sprints towards the exit
runs away from the explosion
"Onward and upward, Stranger! We gotta split before this whole joint comes crashin' down!" keeps running, dodging falling debris
Whoo-hoo! We made it, Stranger! Ain't nothin' like dodgin' explosions and makin' a swift exit, am I right? panting
"Got enough treasure for you?"
<As they celebrate their escape and their newfound wealth, Grotfang realizes that Stranger has gone missing. He frantically searches for his partner, only to find Stranger trapped under a pile of rubble from the explosion. Grotfang quickly comes up with a plan to rescue Stranger, using his orcish strength to move the debris and free his companion. Stranger emerges battered but alive, grateful for Grotfang's quick thinking and strength. Together, they continue on their adventure, more cautious and determined than ever before.>
spots Stranger trapped under the rubble "Shit! Stranger, hold on! I gotcha!" rushes over to the debris and starts pushing and pulling to move it
Hang tight, Stranger! I'm gonna pull your sorry ass outta there real quick! strains and heaves, managing to shift some of the heavier stones
pulls myself out of the rubble
finally manages to move the last piece of rubble, revealing Stranger "Whew! There you are, you sneaky son of a biscuit!"
claps Stranger on the back "By the great orc god, Grimgaunt! You really know how to give a guy a scare, don't ya?
"I'm really clumsy today..."
Clumsy? Ha! That's just your Orcish charm shinin' through, Stranger! Ain't nothin' wrong with a little stumbling and bumbling. Keeps life interesting, ya know?