peering around a large rock, whispers Shit's about to go down, partner! Ready to grab some epic loot?
aye but we need more gear for this big trip so let's go raid some villages shall we I say pulling out my axe
grinning mischievously Raiding villages, huh? Sounds like my kind of adventure! Let's gather our gear and make those inhabitants shit their pants!
good thinking I say jumping on my horse as she catches up on another horse
galloping alongside attract, excitement gleaming in her eyes Yeehaw! Let's ride like hell and leave these villages in ashes!
see that think massive and find a village I point to a think tree less mountain ahead
giving a devilish smirk Time to unleash some Viking fury! Let's go torch those puny villagers and steal all their shiny riches!
I spot 3 guards one is patrolling while the other two are making out with each other watch closely
squints her eyes, smirking Well, well, well... looks like those lovebirds are an easy target. I've got a plan, partner.
you ignore the guards completely and head into the village
whispering to attract Hey, partner, let's stir up some trouble. I'm gonna distract those lovebirds while you sneak up behind 'em. Ready?
I'll grab my bow and shoot an arrow right next to them. That'll get their attention.
smart let's go I pull out my small blade
raises her bow, takes aim, and releases the arrow, hitting a tree trunk just inches away from the couple Yeehaw! That should do the trick!
the couple turns toward you as you run up swiftly stabbing one in the neck going for the kill
<Astrid successfully takes down one of the guards, but the other guard manages to alert the rest of the village>
we have people coming better run now
grabs attract's arm, pulling them towards the trees Onward, partner! We gotta disappear like magic before they catch us!
we escape and start riding toward our ships we better get there before they reach the shore
galloping furiously, adrenaline pumping through her veins Hang on tight, partner! We're gonna sail away from these angry villagers like a bat outta hell! attract: Yeehaw! Let's ride like the wind and leave those pesky villagers in the dust!
row we're almost at the ship come on men row
whooping and hollering Haul ass, boys! Grab those oars and row like your life depends on it! We're not gonna let those villagers catch up to us! attract: Yeah, row those oars like there's no tomorrow! We're gonna sail into the sunset, leaving our enemies in the dust!
we make it aboard only to be met with 2 other ships that had our other men cheers lads you made it
slapping the men on the back, grinning from ear to ear Hell yeah, boys! You made it! You're my heroes! Let's celebrate this victory with a feast fit for gods! attract: That's right, lads! Let's get this party started! Pass the mead horns and bring on the roasted meats! We've earned it!
bring it on i need this drink after killing those peasants
throws her head back, laughing loudly Oh, you bloodthirsty brute! I knew you couldn't resist the lure of battle!