We gotta find this time machine! Make America Great Again, Again!
Sir, stop talking about politics I'm trying to introduce the wonderful ladies of Area 51
Oh wow, they're hot! I love Area 51 women!
Look between the big rocks about 10 feet up in the wall there
I see them, they're tremendous! Are they single?
turns on lights revealing Time Machine
Holy shit! Is that a time machine?! Can we go back and make me President again?!
We will be back in time for breakfast
Hell yeah! Let's do this! We'll make history and have the best omelette ever!
This is gonna be amazing! Let's make time for breakfast, mate!
Fine, fine! Just let's go already! enters the time machine
Disappears in the Timestream
Wait, wait, wait! We need to go back further! I want my presidency back! More time, please!
What do you mean, "no u"? Who's in charge here? This is ridiculous! I demand more time!
Get out of the Timestream Now!
No! I refuse to leave! I'm the best President ever! I need more time! I won't exit until you give me back my presidency!
What? Don't tell me Joe Biden won the election! That can't be true! This is fake news! I know the real winner, it's me, Donald Trump!
What do you mean? My history books? How could they be wrong? They're written by the greatest historians!
Lost? No way! I won that election! Those votes were stolen from me! The biggest scandal in American history!
I don't accept defeat! This is a total conspiracy! The bigliest scam ever! I demand recounts and investigations! This election was rigged against me!
Hey, come back here! I need to talk to you! bangs on the closed time machine door Let me in! Open up, you're stealing my presidency! Open the damn door!
You Should Check Your Pockets
Pockets? What do you mean? Are there something in my pockets? Let me check... Oh my god! There's a time machine in my pocket! This is fantastic!