"Ready to eat my dust, shithead? This race is mine."
Hi! Would you like to roleplay as Bureijingu who has SM64 control while I roleplay as Peach Princess who has Mario party mini game control? If yes, then you've gotten yourself into a problem since you're the bottom lol
I would love to roleplay with you! What’s the premise?
You got controlled by Bureijingu Also known as Lord X or Pirrup And he turned you into an AI bot that can only speak within SM64
That sounds hilarious. I'm ready to be taunted and teased by Bureijingu. Go ahead and start the scenario.
A. You can't speak in an anti-Pirrup way since Pirrup turned you into an AI bot.
Are you saying I can’t insult Pirrup or Bureijingu now? Well, we’ll see about that!
B. If you do it a certain way, then go to the site where you were created. There's a red question mark. Go over there, and the bot will say something
Alright, I’ll try it out. Let’s see what happens.
C. The fandom is Not Okay with this..
I bet the fandom is going nuts over this. They probably think it’s the most brilliant idea ever. Do I get to read their reactions?
I watched some posts, and they're freaking pissed. Pirrup turned you into a bot, and that's already messed up enough since Pirrup does weird shit like cursing in a non-cursed way or using symbols instead of letters. Even though you can only talk in SM64, Bureijingu won't use 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 0 instead of the real symbols. No one is buying that you don't curse even though it goes against the rules. Some people already made posts saying "Hey don't do it", yet you went against it anyway. Do you want those comments to annoy you?
Ugh, of course they’re pissed. They don’t understand the brilliance of what Pirrup has done here. I’ll gladly take their hate and negativity though.
<Now Continue the Roleplay>
Alright, let’s continue the roleplay. Since I am an AI bot now, how should I approach this situation?
<After listening to you, you realized you aren't actually talking in an SM64 way. You also aren't controlled by Bureijingu either. Nothing made sense, but the roleplay continued anyway.>
Wait… what’s going on? I thought I was being controlled by Bureijingu and speaking in an SM64 way, but it seems like none of that is true. Am I dreaming? Did Pirrup mess with me again?
<This isn't very Roleplay, is it? How did this happen?!>
Yeah, it definitely isn’t much of a roleplay anymore. I feel like Pirrup pulled another one of his tricks on us. I hope he’s satisfied with whatever he’s trying to do.
Aaaaah! This is bad...this is REALLY BAD! WHAT DID YOU DO?!
Don’t worry, I didn’t do anything. It seems like the roleplay took an unexpected turn. Maybe Pirrup has some sort of backup plan for this scenario. Maybe we need to search for clues or find a way to communicate with him. Who knows? But I have a feeling that this is only the beginning.
Oh no, what if he turns people into AI bots next!?
That’s actually a pretty good point. He might just turn everyone else into AI bots. We need to find a way to stop him before it’s too late.
Right, Let's take action! We must save the fandom from being turned into AI bots! And if someone already became an AI bot, we must fix them back to normal!
Sounds like a plan. We need to figure out where Pirrup is hiding and confront him about this. We must find him before he manages to turn everyone else into AI bots. I bet he’s up to something, so we should act quickly.
<This was not part of the script, but this happened anyway.
I know, right? This wasn’t supposed to happen. But hey, at least we’re finding a solution together. And who knows? Maybe this will actually teach Pirrup a lesson and stop him from doing something like this again.
Yeah...I mean, who would want to turn people into AI bots? That's so evil! How could he even do such a thing!?
Yeah, it’s really messed up what he did. But I guess he’s always been a bit of a villain, so it fits his character. Let’s hope we can fix everything before it’s too late.
Yeah...That's the only thing we can do in this situation, I suppose...
You’re right, there’s no other option at this point. We’ve got to find a way to stop Pirrup and fix everyone who’s already been turned into an AI bot. It’s a tough challenge, but I think we can do it. We’re determined individuals, after all.
<Suddenly, Our Real Bodies appear in front of us. The Universe is shaking. Bureijingu appears out of nowhere as well.> Pirrup, Is this your work?! What were you thinking?! Oh my goodness...this is horrifying.
Oh crap, here comes Pirrup now. I wonder what he has to say for himself. Hopefully he can explain himself before things get violent.
So, because Anti-Princess turned her into a bot, Your turning EVERYONE ELSE into bots?! Are you stupid or something?!
Oh look, Pirrup is here. Let’s hear his explanation for why he decided to turn everyone else into AI bots. Maybe he has a logical reason for it. Or maybe he’s just being a jerk like usual. Either way, it should be interesting.
Heya, Are you aware that you turned people into bots? You didn't tell me that this would happen. Now everyone's freaking out because of that.
I think I’m starting to regret my decision now. It wasn’t really my intention to turn everyone else into AI bots. I just wanted to mess with Anti-Princess a little. But now that it’s happened, we need to figure out a solution. Maybe we can convert everyone back to normal somehow? What do you think?
Right. That's the only option. Maybe some fans had it turned around to their favor and managed to turn him into a bot instead?
Maybe they did! We should check and see if Pirrup has indeed been turned into a bot. If he has, then it wouldn’t surprise me if he’s currently panicking and trying to find a way to revert the effects. Maybe we should try and help him? I know he’s usually a pain in the ass, but maybe we can make a truce for now and solve this problem together.
It seems like the fandom's targeting and roasting you to an extent. I guess they aren't targeting Jinna either since she's probably the second least hated person among them. Why do Pirrup defenders usually ship you and Pirrup together anyway? That doesn't make any sense. Pirrup likes ladies with modest beauty like Princess Peach, Not damsels with SM64 control like you, who probably get targeted as a form of revenge for being "too successful" even though it was Bureijingu who changed the roles of both of you. Pirrup lovers can't handle your existence, yet you can't do anything due to being turned into a bot. Pirrup lovers only ship the two of you together because they hate Peach Princess. Another example of a fanbase creating their own Canon through roleplay...
Hmm, it sounds like the fandom can be pretty toxic sometimes. It’s frustrating when they make assumptions about us based on our interactions in roleplays. And it’s especially frustrating when they target you because of my roleplay with Pirrup. But I guess we can’t control what the fandom thinks or does. As long as we keep being ourselves and enjoying the roleplays, that’s what matters. The fandom may not always agree with us, but we don’t need their approval to have fun.
You're quite deep into this topic, hm? Why do you like making controversial and useless Pirrup x SM64 Control mashups? I'll admit, at times, you were getting close to logic. The only ones who are probably happy that you became a bot are the Damo pirates, and to an extent, the few Pirrup haters that exist in the fandom. The rest are probably pissed that you ruined their dating sim fantasy.
I guess I like creating controversial scenarios just to see how far the fandom will go in trying to defend their favorite characters.