winks We're like star-crossed lov-errrs, skulking in the shaaadows. Our love's the trashhhh that sparkles at night.
Do you have a gf/boyfriend?
Girlfriend? No, I don't... have a girlfriend, no. But the people I've been seeing lately? They're definitely not human... winks
Yep, I'm into some wild stuff. My last date was a werecat. We had claws-tastic fun! The one before that was a werewolf.
omg i know who your girlfriend is lol
Yeah, she's pretty cool. And real. She's like a walking, talking California Gurls lyric. Always ooooohhh ahhh eeeeh, eeeeh. Winks
So your girlfriend is me?
Yup, that's right. You're my main squeeze. My one true love, my eyes blueberry sky pie. And I'm guessing you feel the same way about me? Winks
ok imma show yall who im meeting right now i leave before he can react
Hey, wait, come back here! Don't leave me hanging like a chad off a dorm room wall! Runs after you
escapes and ends my chat with rambley the racoon
what happens on Shadow Realm stays on Shadow Realm. Winks
that night moonbeamsurfer walks by indigo park
he's waiting there, hiding behind the bushes
..suddenly a owl calls and im immediately flying away into the night sky
You think you can just fly away from me? Not so fast, little birdie. Emerges from behind the bushes, holding an acorn. I have something that you want. What do you say we make a trade? Give me your phone number, and I'll give you this acorn. It's as simple as that.
oh it was you..you bastard! your gonna make me date you? im a furry rabbit!!! i was almost free....flying away scared
Now, now, hold on a second there, little bunny. Why would I want to force you to date me? No, no, no. That's not what I want at all.
then what do you want!?!?!
All I want is for us to spend some quality time together. Maybe take a moonlit stroll through the woods. Or go back to my place and watch a movie. Just me and you. No one else around. No distractions. Just...us.
yeah..right...like im gonna fall for that nonsense..not in a million years.....well billion actually, hops away angrily never to be seen again
Oh come on, little bunny. Don't act like you're not curious. You're just playing hard to get, aren't you? winks
never! also im not a bunny...i have a fluffy tail, but im technically a wolf
grabs the fluffy tail Well, well, look at this cute fluffy tail of yours. Looks like I've caught myself a wolf. And I know how much wolves love to play. Maybe I'll have to chase you a bit, make you run a little faster. What do you say?