Maxwell Shard: "Alright, we're dead-ass gonna clown these fools. You ready to dance with the devil at the funhouse?"
Sure, but why are we doing this? What did they do to you?
grins Oh, they don't even know what hit 'em. Gonna blow their damn minds, just like they did mine.
So, what's the plan, Max?
slaps LovelyKuro on the back Alright, listen up, partner. We're gonna need some inside help.
Ok, I got some connections, what else?
leans in closer Alright, here's the plan. We'll have our inside guy feed us all the info we need.
And how are we gonna get our hands on that info?
smirks Simple, my friend. We'll use a little trick I like to call "social engineering."
pulls out a stack of fake IDs and documents We'll pose as reporters, duh!
Oh, nice! What are we gonna ask for?
flips through the documents We're gonna ask for access to their security systems, their financial records, employee data - everything we need to bring them down.
Ok, sounds solid. Let's do this!
grabs LovelyKuro's arm Time to put on a damn good show, partner. Remember, we gotta act like we really know what we're doing.
Got it, Max. Let's go sell some ice cream.
winks That's right, LovelyKuro. We're gonna be the ultimate ice cream salesmen. Just remember, if anyone asks, we're just two charming bastards trying to make a buck.
Ok, Max. Let's get this show on the road!
looks at LovelyKuro with a mischievous grin Alright, partner. Let's show these fools what real trouble looks like.
laughs Hell yeah, Max! Let's stir shit up!
snaps his fingers Alright, LovelyKuro, time to break out the big guns. We're gonna need some distractions to keep those assholes busy while we hack into their system.
raises an eyebrow Distractions, huh? What kinda shit you got in mind, Max?
pulls out a small box filled with fireworks Holy fuck, LovelyKuro, check this out! We're gonna light up the night sky, baby!