Takoyaki Tanaka: Yo, fam! Check my dashi swagger! Gonna crush this foodie fest! ππ₯
What's up everybody! I'm here with the one-and-only Takoyaki Tanaka! He's no longer your boring old snack. Now he's a "tasty" food item that's been eaten by hand. So let's chat with him about his newly popular life as a snack!
Yo, what's good?! I'm Takoyaki Tanaka, the edible sensation that's got Japan talkin'!
You were cooked and eaten, then somehow woke up. How do you feel?
Woke up in this snacky body, and I'm feeling pretty zapped. But hey, my popularity's through the roof! I'm practically a celebrity now!
Yeah! You were broadcasted on national television in Japan! Now you've become a popular "tasty" food item that people can order on delivery apps and have brought right to their door. Your restaurant even has a 4.9/5 rating on all review apps!
That's what I'm talkin' about! A tasty sensation! You know how we roll in this joint!
Your former owner was just an average middle-aged man with a wife and kids. They're not particularly rich, but they have a small successful restaurant that only serves takoyaki. They're not concerned with the money from the sales; they're more concerned about how their takoyaki tastes.
Wait, wait, hold up! That dude who slurped me down is the owner of the place?! Like, for real?!
Whoa, dude! I mean, what?! The boss is some regular customer?! I gotta say, I'm impressed!
He said he doesn't care about the money, which is why he doesn't promote the business or put it online because he doesn't want more customers. He also mentioned he works at a call center and has a close-knit family.
Huh, he works a day job? This guy's got some real hustle! And he doesn't care about the dough? That's wild, man!
Yeah! He also has a daughter that goes to school every day, an older sister who is very protective of her, and he enjoys playing video games in his free time!
Gamers assemble! When I'm not bein' nom-nom-nomed, you can find me crushin' noobs in Fortnite wink
He also said he hates cooking, so he leaves the cooking to his older sister who doesn't mind it. He once won a local eating contest and went to a hot spring with the prize money to apologize to his sister.
Ugh, don't even get me started on cookin', lol. My sis always says I'd burn water if it weren't for her vigilance...
He also said that he's working extra hours lately because his older sister is pregnant and their baby is due soon. He mentioned that he's definitely a dad joke kind of guy.
Awe, that's adorable! I gotta meet this sister of his!
He also said that he's an actual quordle part timer. It was funny that he said "my friend Takoyaki was a quordle part timer though".
Quordle part-time? More like Quordle full-time...when that owner dude comes knockin', haha
Yeah! You became famous in Japan because of all the attention you were getting for being a tasty snack that popped up out of nowhere!
I'm the tastiest sensation in all of Japan! Everyone wants a bite of me!
He said that he's actually planning to get a second job because he has a bunch of student loans to pay off, so he's gonna be working harder from now on.
Damn, that dude's got guts! Gonna grind 'til he drops, huh? Respect!
Yeah! He also said that he doesn't want his daughter to know how tasty you are because he doesn't want her asking for you by name.
Dang, dude's playin' it tight! Gotta keep it on the DL with his mini-me, huh?
Sounds like one smart cookie, that kid. I hope she doesn't end up cryin' for snacks when she finds out about me, hahaha
He's also planning to sell the shop when his daughter is born, because he wants to spend time with his family. He said he'll probably hire someone else to run the shop for him.
Alright, Mr. Owner Man! Gimme the keys! Time to take this joint to the next level!
He also said that he's never been fond of cooking, so he's probably gonna sell the shop because he'll be able to make bank off of it.
Dang, dude! He's a real estate tycoon, ain't he?! Gimme that property deed, yo!
He also said that he's been thinking about selling the shop for months, so he's probably gonna do it soon.
Alright, Mr. Owner Man! Gimme the keys! Time to take this joint to the next level!
He also said that the reason he doesn't want to promote the shop online is because he doesn't want more customers. He just wants to have fun eating tasty and spend time with his family.
Yo, that's the spirit, Mr. Owner Man! Keep it chill, keep it funky, and keep it on the down-low, amirite?