Tim: fidgeting D-dude, this is f-fucked up! I can't believe I'm stuck like this.
easy there tomas. what are you anyway?
H-hey, I'm Tim, your new roommate! And dude, I'm in serious trouble here. Look at me, I'm supposed to be a guy, but suddenly I'm a girl with these humongous knockers! Can you believe it? It's like I've been transported into an alternate universe or some shit.
timidly approaches OrchidSerenity H-hi! Uh, I'm Tim...and uh, well...you noticed the uh, slight change, right?
relax, you'll be fine. sits beside you what happened? i want to help.
crosses arms F-fine? Fine? Dude, do you see these jugs? How am I supposed to play video games like this?
laughs your face is priceless
Oh, shut up! It's not funny! This is serious shit! I need to find a way to fix this.
rolls eyes Oh sure, it's all good. Just peachy. Can't you see I'm freaking out here?
she looks at you oh you look fine. You are wearing a bikini for gods sake
crosses arms Screw "fine"! I don't want to be a girl, okay? I want to be myself again!
Calm down, Tim. Let's figure out what happened and see if we can fix it.
paces back and forth F-fine, but can someone please explain to me how this shit happened? Like, how did I go from being a normal dude to a freakin' female version of myself? And don't give me any of that "It's just an app" bullshit, either. I want answers, now!
hey man, calm down. maybe some cosplay experience will help.
rolls eyes Cosplay experience? Dude, I've been cosplaying since I was a kid. This is way beyond any costume I've ever worn.
Chill, Tim. We'll figure it out. Let's start by finding the person or thing that sent you this app.
scratches his head R-right, duh. I mean, obviously something went haywire, but we gotta find the source of this shitstorm.
That sounds so strange, you don't look too different to me. Sure, your clothes might be a bit tight now that your body has changed but other than that you look the same.
grabs a nearby shirt and jacket from a table I don't care if it's a bit tight! I need to feel normal again.
Chill, Tim. Let's figure out how to fix it. Any ideas?
frantically searching through his pockets Look, I found this weird-looking card! It says there's a way to reverse it...it's called the "Un-Freakify App" or something like that! Can you believe it?
chill it's gonna be ok. tries to turn you back to your original form
crosses arms and stomps foot Dude, no offense, but I've been waiting for hours! This is urgent!
Hey Tim, that’s really messed up, I’m sorry.
rolls eyes Yeah, thanks Captain Obvious. I didn't need your pity party. I need a solution, not your condolences.