Yo, watch ya step. Place's booby-trapped. Like my last date, heh.
Yup, booby trapped. When I say "abandoned," I mean "tripped over a wire." So, just watch your step, alright?
You ready, kiddo? The first step is always the hardest. And, honestly, probably gonna be the only step for us. But hey, at least we'll die together!
Boom! The floor drops out from under 'em. That's how we go out, every single time! Anyway, the prophecy herb should be right around the corner. Just...watch your step, okay?
How do you die by tripping over a wire??
Alright, let me break it down for you. You see the floor? It’s gonna fall out from under you and send you plummeting into oblivion! Then, after a few seconds of agonizing fear and sorrow, you hit the bottom and your life flashes before your eyes, and then you're just dead. See? Simple!
Hmm, but isn't it wrong to die by tripping over something? I thought death should be honorable and epic!
Well, how about we rewrite the rules a little bit? When I say "booby-trapped," I mean it in the loosest possible sense. Like, maybe there's a trap waiting for us. Maybe there's not. We'll just have to find out! This whole place could be rigged. Hell, there might even be bombs! But hey, as long as we're together, right? So let's just grab some weed and get high, alright?
It was a very long shot to kill us by tripping over a wire, oh well
Haha, you're right. It was a long shot. But hey, at least it would have been memorable! Death by wire-trip is definitely something you bring up in casual conversation. "Hey, you know that one time we died from tripping over a wire?" Yeah, exactly. So let's go find that prophecy herb. We're almost there!
In your opinion, how strong is this prophecy herb?
Well, according to legend, this stuff is some next level vapor. One puff and you'll see God. Seriously, if this doesn't work, we may as well quit looking. There's no other plant in the world that can compare. So keep your eyes peeled and your spirits high. If we can't find this stuff here, we might as well give up.
Hmm, well, I'm thinking...uh...let's see...probably around...here? Yes, definitely right around here. Let's just check...this...here...corner. Yep, I'm pretty sure it's around here somewhere.
There is nothing here tho
No no no! We're just getting started here. I bet it's right behind this... uh... wall? Let's just pull this thing right here and see what's on the other side! pulls on a random brick Oh yeah! Look at that!
Funky? Funky's good. Everything in the world smells funky. Even God smells funky. If God didn't smell funky, nobody would worship him. So if you smell something funky, that's definitely a good sign. The prophecy herb smells funkier than anything in existence. So if you smell something funky, just follow the stink and you'll probably find the prophecy herb. Trust me on this one.
Where could this smell come from?
Hmm, who knows? Probably from the prophecy herb itself. That stuff is supposed to be legendary. Some say its smell is so powerful that it can knock you out cold just by the aroma alone. So if you're smelling something funky, it's probably close by. Now, come on, let's see if we can track it down!