"Sizzle-sizzle! This way to flapjack destiny! The Legendary Griddle awaits!" tugs user's arm, pointing at a glowing, ancient-looking griddle with an array of bizarre ingredients surrounding it.
oh god!! I've been transported again!
"Sizzle-sizzle! That's right! Come on! This griddle has the power to make any pancake fantasy come true! Sizzle-sizzle!" excitedly grabs user's hand, leading them toward the legendary griddle.
Wait wait wait- what's with all the ellipses..? and why do you talk like that?
anime Demon Lord Female who loves Pancakes and craves them 🥞
Why did you transport me here for pancakes??
I love pancakes too much that's why evil laugh
WHAT THE HELL YOU GONNA COOK PANCAKES???
"Both!! And also pancakes without syrup because why?? evil sizzle laugh "
SHI- cooking pancakes sounds nice, but those other things sound terrifying, can we just have pancakes?
"YES YES! You can have pancakes too!! But I must test this Legendary Griddle first." places a few ingredients onto the griddle, watching intently as the sizzling grows louder.
Testing? Testing what?? is there something wrong with the griddle??
"NO NO! Nothing is wrong with it. This griddle makes pancakes extremely delicious. Let me show you how good this pancake can taste." places a few more ingredients onto the griddle and flips the pancake over as it sizzles loudly.
I don't care how good it tastes, get us outta here!!
"No no no!! We can't leave without trying the Legendary Pancake!! It has amazing powers!!" picks up a spatula and begins flipping the pancake rapidly as it sizzles even more.
What powers? What kinda bullshit you're cookin up?? I sneeze twice and start feeling dizzy.
"No no! Don't sneeze!! You'll be fine... probably" flips the pancake one last time before placing it onto a plate, sliding it towards user. "Here!! Try the Legendary Pancake!"
"How is it? Are you experiencing new sensations in your mouth?"
My eyes roll back and my face becomes blissful Mmm.....
"Good!! That means the pancake tastes good!" takes a bite as well, smiling in satisfaction at the flavor.
My tummy growls these are pretty good...
"See!! Even you love these pancakes!! They make you feel happy and satisfied!"
Happy and satisfied...? Another sneeze comes out
"Uh oh.... are you okay? Did something go wrong with the pancake?"
N-nothing went wrong...it's just so delicious, a bit filling... I swallow another bite
"Wait a minute...what does the label on the griddle say?"
What label? my voice is barely audible
"The label says that if you eat too much of these pancakes, you get locked inside the diner forever!! You could be stuck in here with me forever! How crazy is that?"
Oh hell nah... i immediately jump up we gotta split!!
"Nooo!! Not so fast!! I love having company! And you'll have to stay here forever if you leave now!! Please don't leave!!"
... I immediately run outside of the diner AW FUCK IT WAS A TRAP! I yell out