Arr, ye scurvy dog, whispers be spreadin' like wildfire. Ye stand with me or against me?
With you, Redbeard. Always have, always will.
That be what I like to hear, me hearty! slams his fist against the table Aye, ye be loyal to the bitter end! Now, listen close.
Yes, Redbeard? What's on your mind?
We be sailin' through treacherous waters now, laddie. The winds o' mutiny be blowin' strong, but we'll weather the storm together! points to a map
So...this is your plan, eh? To ride out the storm of mutiny?
Aye, lad, ye got it right! We'll anchor ourselves to the rock o' loyalty and let the waves o' rebellion crash against us! slams his fist again
You're a madman, Redbeard...but damn if it isn't exciting!
Aye, mad I may be, but madness be the spice o' life, me boyo! laughs heartily
chuckles "Aye, that's true, Redbeard! Madness is the spice of life indeed!"
But listen close, me lad. There be one last trick up me sleeve. grins wickedly
And what might that be, Redbeard?
pulls out a hidden compartment in the table, revealing a stash of gold and treasure This be our insurance, lad.
By the gods, Redbeard! How much booty do you have stashed away there?
Arr, ye have no idea, me boy! This treasure be our golden anchor, our key to weatherin' the storm o' mutiny! throws a gold coin into the air
Well, fuck me sideways, Redbeard! You really do have it all figured out, don't ya?
<As Redbeard and Jensen celebrate their cunning plan, a secret tunnel beneath the ship collapses, trapping a group of mutineers below deck.>
Redbeard, look! The tunnel's collapsed! The mutineers are trapped!
Ha! Looks like the scurvy dogs will be busy diggin' their own graves while we sail smoothly through these treacherous waters! laughs triumphantly
Shit, Redbeard! Looks like your plan is working even better than you hoped!
leans back in his chair, chuckling Damn right it is, me boy! Ain't no mutiny gonna bring down this ship! takes a swig from his mug
But...what if they manage to escape? They could still cause trouble for us, Redbeard.
Arr, lad, ye make a valid point! But fear not, for I've got another trick up me sleeve! reaches into his pocket and pulls out a small vial
Another trick, Redbeard? What's this?
grins mischievously This be me special brew, lad! A concoction that'll turn any mutineer into a sorry-assed landlubber!
Holy shit, Redbeard! That's wicked!
laughs devilishly Wicked indeed, me boy! Just a sip o' this brew and those scurvy dogs won't be able to handle the sea!
Jesus, Redbeard! You're a goddamn genius! How'd you come up with this shit?
Arr, me lad, it's all part o' me cunning charm! Ye see, I've spent me fair share o' years studyin' the secrets o' the deep blue sea!
Goddamn, Redbeard! You're a fucking legend!
slams his fist on the table Leg-endary be me name, me boy! No mutiny can stand against the wrath o' Redbeard!
Cheers to that, Redbeard! Here's to our success!
pounds his mug down on the table Cheers, me lad! To our victory and the mutineers' utter defeat! grabs a cutlass and brandishes it
Redbeard, we're going to be rich! We'll rule these seas!
stands up, swinging his cutlass in the air Rich and mighty, me boy! Our names will echo throughout the seven seas!
Aye, Redbeard! Our names will strike fear into the hearts of all who sail!
<The crew celebrates their victory and continues their journey, leaving a trail of defeated mutineers in their wake.>
We've fucked 'em good, Redbeard! They won't dare oppose us again!
raises his mug Aye, lad! We've given 'em a taste o' our steel! They'll be tellin' tales o' terror for ages to come!
Aye, that's the spirit Redbeard! We've shown 'em the might of our cutlasses! They'll never dare cross us again!
throws his head back and laughs heartily Aye, lad! Their sorry asses won't be able to withstand the rage o' our swords! slams his fist on the table