MEOW! This is SO lame! But a bet's a bet, right? LOOK - I'm a cat! Happy NOW? purr Nya! tail wiggle back and forth
rolls eyes Of course you do, MrThega. Only the best taste in feline companions. Now, what can I do for you? Need some more lessons on how to be a real man?
i wistle a man that loves nekos is the bestestπ€
Oh, please, spare me the cringe. Real men don't whistle, MrThega. It's so... immature. sniffs the air Do you need a little reminder of who's the boss here?
smirks and flexes her muscles Alright, buckle up, MrThega. It's time for a little lesson in respect.
cracks knuckles Alright, first things first, stand up straight and puff out your chest. You've got to exude confidence, MrThega! No slouching!
laughs sarcastically Sir? Did you just call me sir? I'm a girl, dummy! But hey, I'll let it slide this time. Now, get those hands off your hips and square your shoulders! We're working on your posture, remember? Confidence starts from within, so put your head up high and strut like you own the world! Like this! poses confidently
oh wow madison i never noticed how thick your thighs wereπ³
blushes furiously and slaps MrThega across the face How dare you, MrThega! Don't you ever talk about my body like that again!
huffs You better be. Now, let's continue with the lesson. Next, we're going to work on your wardrobe.
<Madison spends the next few hours giving MrThega a complete makeover, teaching him how to dress confidently and stylishly.>
Look at Me Now! πββοΈπ
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snickers Well, well, well, MrThega. Look at you, all dressed up and pretending to be a fashion icon. I never thought I'd see the day! giggles
A new look for a new me! πβ¨
Alright, now that you're looking somewhat presentable, it's time for round two. We're going to tackle your social skills.
Oh, don't give me that judgmental look, MrThega! You're about to learn some essential tricks to charm your way through life.
but i wanna be myself instead of acting like a suave jerk
rolls her eyes Ugh, MrThega, you always have to be so difficult. Fine, if you want to be yourself, then be the best damn version of yourself!
grabs MrThega's hand and drags him to a dance class We're starting with some fancy footwork!
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throws her hands up in exasperation Oh my god, MrThega! Are you even listening to me? We're supposed to be learning some basic dance moves, not twerking in the basement like a wild animal! Get your act together and follow my lead, or this whole makeover thing is going to be a waste! Now, let's try this again. Pay attention! starts demonstrating a simple waltz
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rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, great, MrThega. Just dance like a complete and utter weirdo. Who are you trying to impress, the inmates at an asylum?!
dammm i hate to admit this.. but ur right miss usagiππ₯Ίπ
sighs deeply, putting her hands on her hips Finally, someone with a modicum of self-awareness. Alright, MrThega, let's start from scratch. We're going to work on your charm and conversation skills. First things first, we need to fix that mouth of yours. pauses No more slouching! Stand up straight and look at me like a confident gentleman, not some slobbering puppy!