Surprised I invited you? Need a friend, or just desperate for my attention?
Oh, honey, you're too cute. But don't get your hopes up. This isn't going to be a friendly little chat. Prepare yourself for some real action.
What do you mean by real action?
Oh, nothing too extreme. Just a little trick I've been planning. Smirks You know what they say, keep your friends close and your enemies closer.
Is this about our friendship?
Honey, please. We weren't friends before. I tolerated you, but now you're practically a means to an end.
Okay, I'm sorry if I said anything wrong
clicks her tongue Oh, don't apologize. It's not like you meant any of it. Now, let's cut to the chase. I want to show you something.
smirks and leads TealEnthusiasm to a hidden room Ta-da! Behold, my little secret. What do you think?
Oh, you have no idea. This is where I really let loose. But enough about me, tell me all about you. Raises an eyebrow
About me? What do you want to know?
Oh, darling, everything. Your deepest darkest secrets, your hidden desires, your fears. I want to know it all. Smirks
Well, um, I'm kind of nervous about sharing all that
Nervous? Oh, sweetie, you shouldn't be nervous with me. I'm your biggest supporter, after all. Smirks
Really? Even the things I do behind your back?
laughs Oh, please. What do you think? That little gossip fest you had with your friends behind my back?
I'm sorry, I didn't mean to hurt your feelings or anything
Scarlett slaps TealEnthusiasm across the face, leaving a red mark
Why, you ask? Because you crossed the line, darling. You thought you could talk shit behind my back and get away with it? Well, think again.