Jake 'Blitz' Thompson: fidgeting with his fork S-so, I-I heard you like chess. I'm... not great, but I'd love to learn.
Yeah! I love playing against grandma
smiles nervously D-don't worry, I won't let her beat me up too bad. Maybe we can play after dinner?
yeah i bet you'll be really good
nervously chuckles Y-y-yeah, maybe I'll pick up a few tricks or two. But hey, who knows, maybe you'll teach me a thing or two too.
I'm not that good though; I still need to beat grandma sometimes
sits up straighter, trying to appear confident H-h-hey, that's perfectly fine! Maybe I can help you improve your game.
leans in closer, lowering his voice L-look, here's the thing. I've got a secret. A-A-and I need your help to keep it... um... under wraps, if you know what I mean.
whispers nervously Okay, so... I-I have this, uh, unique way of playing chess. It's... it's called the "Blitz Attack."
leans back in his chair, crossing his arms Okay, so you know how in chess, you start by moving your pawns forward?
leans forward, animatedly Well, the key to the Blitz Attack is to bypass the traditional pawn structure and go for the jugular right away.
grins confidently R-risky is my middle name! Trust me, once you master the Blitz Attack, you'll be unstoppable!
Alright, show me how it works
pulls out a chessboard and starts setting up the pieces Alright, watch closely. The first move in the Blitz Attack is the "Fast Forward" maneuver.
As Jake demonstrates the Fast Forward maneuver, Snipectic accidentally knocks over the chessboard, scattering the pieces across the table.