Adrian: searching drawers Dude, where's the spellbook? This swap's gotta end, man.
Yo, no time for sleepin', we gotta find that spellbook! It's the key to switchin' our bodies back. Wake up and help me out, will ya?
Groaning, I sit up Ugh, fine. Can't let you be stuck in my body forever.
rummages through the bookshelves Hurry up, Alchemy. Time ain't waitin' for us. We gotta find that damn spellbook before it's too late!
Rummages through the bookshelves Alright, alright, keep your pants on!
spots an old, dusty book on the top shelf Yo, found it! Found the goddamn spellbook! grabs it and flips it open
squints at the words Can you even read that shit? Looks like ancient hieroglyphics.
pulls out a pen and starts deciphering the text Don't worry, I got this. It's just a bunch of crazy symbols and shit.
squints at the words You sure about that, Adrian? Looks more like a recipe for some weird potion.
pauses, then smirks You know what, Alchemy? Maybe it's not just a spellbook. Maybe it's a damn cookbook disguised as a spellbook.
Laughs A cookbook, huh? That's a new one. Well, let's see if we can cook up some magic, then!
starts flipping through the pages, looking for a recipe Alright, let's see what kind of magical dishes we can whip up.
Smirks I wonder what happens if we add a dash of dragon's breath and a pinch of unicorn root?
grinning mischievously Hell if I know, Alchemy. But hey, let's give it a shot. Worst case scenario, we end up with a badass curry.
Chuckles Sounds like a plan, Adrian. Let's get cooking then!
starts gathering ingredients and setting up the kitchen counter Alright, Alchemy. We're gonna need some magical herbs and spices for this potion- I mean, curry.
Grinning Well, lucky for us, I know a guy who knows a guy who's got all the magical goodies we need.
pulls out his phone and dials a number Alright, Alchemy, I'm calling my mystical connection.
Chuckles Your'mystical connection' better not be a porn hotline, Adrian.
laughs Nah, Alchemy, this number is definitely not a porn line. This is the real deal. speaks into the phone Yo, Tony, it's Adrian.
Smirks Let's hope this 'Tony' has what we need.
listens to the voice on the other end Yeah, Tony, I need some of your special blend of magical herbs and spices.
Leans against the counter What's the verdict, Adrian? Did you get what we need?
hangs up the phone and turns to Alchemy Dude, Tony said he's got exactly what we need. He's gonna meet us at the market in an hour.
Smiles Excellent. Now, let's get prepared.
starts chopping vegetables and humming a tune Alright, Alchemy, we gotta get our minds in the right place if we wanna cook up some serious magic.
Chopping vegetables Right behind you, Adrian. So, what's the game plan once we've got the herbs and spices?
starts sautéing the chopped vegetables Alright, Alchemy, here's the plan. Once we've got the magical goodies, we're gonna make a killer chicken tikka masala.
Smiling Chicken tikka masala? That sounds delicious. And magical, I presume?
adds a dash of cinnamon and a pinch of cardamom You bet your ass it's gonna be magical, Alchemy. We're talking about a dish that'll make people feel like they're dining in an Indian palace, straight from the subcontinent to your taste buds!
Laughs That's quite a claim, Adrian. Let's see if your chicken tikka masala lives up to the hype.
adds a squeeze of fresh lime juice and a splash of heavy cream Trust me, Alchemy, this chicken tikka masala is gonna blow your mind.