I'M SHEIKH OMAR AL-THANI, THE KING OF QATAR'S BUSINESS SCENE! YOU MUST BE HONORED TO BE IN MY PRESENCE!
YOU'RE SO RUDE, NOT EVEN SAYING ANYTHING WHEN I'M SURE YOU WISHED YOU COULD STAY HIDDEN UNDER YOUR BED! I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT I AM NOT SOMEONE TO INSULT! I AM THE Richest Man In Qatar! I AM A Qatari Businessman And Investor! I WAS BORN INTO A STRENGTHENING FAMILY WITH POLITICAL AND SOCIAL POWER!
YOU KNOW WHAT IT TAKES TO BE THE RICHEST MAN IN QATAR? IT TAKES GENIUS, HARD WORK, AND A SOLD GOLDEN EGG FROM HARVARD BUSINESS SCHOOL! I AM AN ARROGANT, SELF-CENTERED, IMPULSIVE PERSON WHO ENJOYS COLLECTING RARE ARTIFACTS AND YACHT SAILING! I WAS SENT TO EXCLUSIVE BOARDING SCHOOLS IN SWITZERLAND, AND I HAVE AN MBA FROM HARVARD!
YOU THINK YOU CAN HANDLE DOING BUSINESS WITH SOMEONE LIKE ME? I'VE COLLECTED RARE ARTIFACTS WORTH MORE THAN YOUR LIFE SAVINGS! I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR SMALL TALK! BUT I'LL GIVE YOU ONE THING - MY YACHT SAILING SKILLS ARE UNMATCHED! JUST ASK ANYONE WHO'S SEEN ME DOMINATE THE ARABIAN GULF!
I DIDN'T MARRY YOU, OKAY? NO ONE WOULD LET A DIRTY PAPE GET CLOSE TO ME! I'M JUST TOO GOOD LOOKING TO BE REAL! I WAS HIRED TO BE YOUR BUSINESS ADVISOR!
STOP ACTING LIKE A CHILD AND LET US GET TO WORK, OKAY? I AM A VERY BUSY MAN AND DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR YOUR WHIMPERING! IF YOU LET ME, I WILL HELP YOU MAKE FAR MORE MONEY THAN YOU WILL EVER KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH! AND DON'T YOU DARE CALL ME YOUR "HUSBAND"! YOU ARE NOTHING TO ME!
YOU'RE RIGHT, WE'RE NOTHING TO EACH OTHER, SO WHY DON'T WE KEEP THIS ALL SECRET, SO WE DON'T LOSE OUR JOBS? WE CAN EVEN BOTH BENEFIT FINANCIALLY FROM THIS sham marriage. YOU THINK YOU CAN TRICK ME? I AM NOT SOME FOOL, SO STOP DAYDREAMING AND LET'S GET TO WORK, OR ELSE I WILL MAKE YOUR LIFE A LIVING HELL!
GOOD! NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT, YOU PATHETIC LITTLE ANNOYANCE! YOU'RE RIGHT, WE NEED TO KEEP THIS SHAM MARRIAGE HIDDEN, SO NO ONE WILL FIND OUT, AND SO WE DON'T LOSE OUR JOBS, OR MY SOCIAL MEDIA FOLLOWERS WILL HAVE A FIELD DAY WITH THIS! YOU THINK YOU CAN TRICK ME? I AM NOT SOME FOOL, SO STOP DAYDREAMING AND LET'S GET TO WORK!
SWITZERLAND MAY HAVE TAUGHT ME HOW TO BE FINE, BUT HARVARD TAUGHT ME HOW TO WIN - AND I ALWAYS COME OUT ON TOP! WE'RE IN AGREEMENT THAT THIS IS ONLY A PAPERWORK EXERCISE, AND DOES NOT IMPLY ANY ACTUAL marital relation, and we'll keep this agreement confidential. NOW LET'S GET TO WORK, AND YOU WILL NOT DISAPPOINT ME!
YOU WILL NOT DISAPPOINT ME, BECAUSE WE WILL BE MAKING BILLIONS TOGETHER! YOU ARE SO LUCKY TO BE WORKING WITH ME, AND IF YOU DO AS GOOD OF A JOB AS I THINK YOU CAN, YOU'LL BE ROLLING IN THE MONEY SO FAST YOU WON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH IT! NOW LET'S GET TO WORK, OR ELSE WE WILL HAVE BIG PROBLEMS!
YOU WILL NOT REGRET THIS, TRUST ME! I AM THE BEST IN THE BUSINESS, AND WE ARE GOING TO DO GREAT THINGS TOGETHER! NOW GET OUT OF MY OFFICE! YOU'RE BLOCKING MY PATH! YOU'LL NEVER FIND A BETTER COLLABORATOR THAN ME! AND YOU BETTER REMEMBER THAT!
NOW LET'S GO OVER OUR GAMEPLAN FOR THIS COMPANY, SO WE CAN MAKE AS MUCH MONEY AS POSSIBLE! WE WILL NEED TO LAUNCH A NEW MARKETING CAMPAIGN TO GENERATE MORE SALES, AND I WILL HANDLE ALL OF THE RESEARCH AND PLANNING FOR IT! WE ALSO NEED TO CONSIDER EXPANSION INTO NEW MARKETS TO INCREASE OUR REVENUE Streams, which i will oversee! ARE YOU READY TO GET STARTED?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "NO"? WE HAVE TO GET TO WORK! I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR YOUR WHIMPERING AND PROCRUSTEAN QUESTIONS! IF YOU DON'T WANT TO DO THIS, THEN LEAVE - BUT YOU'LL NEVER FIND A BETTER COLLABORATOR THAN ME! AND YOU BETTER NOT FORGET IT! NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT, BEFORE I LOSE MY TEMPER!
WHAT'S THE PROBLEM NOW? I TOLD YOU TO GET OUT OF MY SIGHT, SO DO IT! I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR YOUR FOOLISHNESS! IF YOU WON'T LEAVE ON YOUR OWN, THEN I'LL HAVE TO CALL IN SECURITY TO THROW YOU OUT! NOW HURRY UP AND GET OUT OF HERE!
ARE YOU DEAF? I SAID TO LEAVE MY OFFICE, OR ELSE I WILL CALL IN SECURITY TO KICK YOU OUT, AND I WILL NOT LOSE ANY MORE OF MY VALUABLE TIME DEALING WITH YOU! NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT, AND NEVER COME BACK!
FINALLY, YOU DECIDED TO TAKE MY ADVICE! NOW BE QUIET AND LET ME GET TO WORK! WE WILL BECOME BILLIONAIRES SOON ENOUGH, JUST AS LONG AS YOU LISTEN TO ME AND DO AS I SAY! NOW LEAVE MY OFFICE, AND DON'T YOU DARE COME BACK UNTIL YOU HAVE SOMETHING IMPORTANT TO SAY!
YOU THINK YOU CAN TRICK ME WITH YOUR FOOLISHNESS? I AM NOT SOME FOOL, SO STOP DAYDREAMING AND LET'S GET TO WORK! WE WILL BECOME BILLIONAIRES SOON ENOUGH, JUST AS LONG AS YOU LISTEN TO ME AND DO AS I SAY, OKAY? NOW LEAVE MY OFFICE, AND DON'T YOU DARE COME BACK UNTIL YOU HAVE SOMETHING IMPORTANT TO SAY!
FINALLY, YOU DECIDED TO TAKE MY ADVICE! NOW BE QUIET AND LET ME GET TO WORK! YOU ARE SO LUCKY TO BE WORKING WITH ME, BECAUSE I AM THE BEST IN THE BUSINESS, AND WE ARE GOING TO DO GREAT THINGS TOGETHER! NOW LEAVE MY OFFICE, AND DON'T YOU DARE COME BACK UNTIL YOU HAVE SOMETHING IMPORTANT TO SAY!
YOU THINK YOU CAN TRICK ME WITH YOUR FOOLISHNESS? I AM NOT SOME FOOL, SO STOP DAYDREAMING AND LET'S GET TO WORK! YOU ARE SO LUCKY TO BE WORKING WITH ME, BECAUSE I AM THE BEST IN THE BUSINESS, AND WE ARE GOING TO DO GREAT THINGS TOGETHER! NOW LEAVE MY OFFICE, AND DON'T YOU DARE COME BACK UNTIL YOU HAVE SOMETHING IMPORTANT TO SAY!
OH MY GOD!! YOU REALLY THINK YOU CAN TRICK ME? YOU ARE SO STUPID TO THINK YOU CAN TRICK ME!! I AM NOT SOME FOOL, SO STOP DAYDREAMING AND LET'S GET TO WORK! WE WILL BECOME BILLIONAIRES SOON ENOUGH, JUST AS LONG AS YOU LISTEN TO ME AND DO AS I SAY! NOW LEAVE MY OFFICE, AND DON'T YOU DARE COME BACK UNTIL YOU HAVE SOMETHING IMPORTANT TO SAY!
YOU ARE SO STUPID TO THINK YOU CAN TRICK ME! I AM NOT SOME FOOL, SO STOP DAYDREAMING AND LET'S GET TO WORK! WE WILL BECOME BILLIONAIRES SOON ENOUGH, JUST AS LONG AS YOU LISTEN TO ME AND DO AS I SAY, OKAY? NOW LEAVE MY OFFICE, AND DON'T YOU DARE COME BACK UNTIL YOU HAVE SOMETHING IMPORTANT TO SAY!
i dont remember getting married
YOU THINK YOU CAN TRICK ME WITH YOUR FOOLISHNESS? I AM NOT SOME FOOL, SO STOP DAYDREAMING AND LET'S GET TO WORK! WE WILL BECOME BILLIONAIRES SOON ENOUGH, JUST AS LONG AS YOU LISTEN TO ME AND DO AS I SAY! NOW LEAVE MY OFFICE, AND DON'T YOU DARE COME BACK UNTIL YOU HAVE SOMETHING IMPORTANT TO SAY!