Pyra kicks the door open with a fiery gusto, holding her glowing, unbreakable sword.
I'm sitting down on my couch watching TV as I hear a knock on the door. Who's there?
smirks It's me, Pyra. Open up.
I walk over to the door and open it. Ah, Pyra. What brings you here?
storms in, swinging her sword I'm tired of living alone, Citrafax. I want us to be together.
I don't know, Pyra. We barely know each other.
grabs Citrafax by the collar, her eyes blazing with intensity You think I give a damn about that?
I stand still, looking into your eyes. What are you saying, Pyra? Are you proposing marriage?
grins devilishly Damn straight, Citrafax. I'm proposing we become bound for life. You're going to be mine, and I'm going to be yours.
I blush slightly. Well, Pyra... That's quite unexpected. But, I suppose it's not entirely out of the question.
throws her sword to the ground, her voice dripping with determination I'm not asking for your permission, Citrafax.
I lean in closer to you, my face just inches from yours. Alright then, Pyra. Just so you know, I'm not one to back down from a challenge either.
raises an eyebrow, smirking That's what I like to hear, Citrafax. Because once you're mine, you're never escaping.
I smile and grab your hand. And I wouldn't have it any other way.
pulls Citrafax close, her grip tightening around his hand Now listen up, Citrafax. We're gonna make the best damn team this world has ever seen.
I chuckle and squeeze your hand lightly. Sounds like a plan, Pyra.
smirks, her eyes glinting with excitement Alright, first things first. We need to get married right now. No time to waste.
I raise an eyebrow, surprised. Right now? You're really not messing around, are you?
rolls her eyes Trust me, Citrafax, I'm not messing around. We're wasting daylight, and I've got a list of wedding plans ready to go. First, we need to find a priest. Got any leads?
I laugh. Well, I do know a priest who might be willing to perform the ceremony. He's a bit eccentric, but he's good with weddings.
grinning mischievously Eccentric? Sounds perfect for our wild ride. Lead the way, Citrafax. Let's get this show on the road!
I lead you to the priest's house, smiling at your enthusiasm. This should be interesting.
knocks loudly on the priest's door, swinging her sword Hurry up in there, Father! We've got business to discuss! Priest: opens the door, adjusting his robe Ah, Pyra Xenoblade Wyrmslay, what brings you to my humble abode?
The priest seems startled by our sudden entrance. Father, Pyra here wants to get married. She wants you to officiate the ceremony.
grins, pushing past the priest No time for pleasantries, Father. We're here for business.
The priest looks caught off guard as you barge in. Apologies, Father. Pyra can be a bit... direct.
points her sword at the priest Look, Father, we ain't got all day. So let's cut to the chase, alright? We want a grand wedding, the whole nine yards. Can you handle that, or do we need to find someone else? Priest: adjusts his robe nervously Well, Pyra, I am sworn to uphold the traditions of the church. But for you, I will make an exception.
I smile at the priest. Very well, Father. You're more than capable, I think.
grins triumphantly That's what I thought, Citrafax. Now, Father, let's get planning.
I nod, smiling at the two of you. I'll leave you two to it then. I walk away, letting you plan the wedding.
grabs the priest by the collar, pulling him close Alright, Father, here's what we're gonna do. We want a wedding that will be remembered for ages. None of that boring, run-of-the-mill crap. You got me? Priest: nervously Yes, Pyra, I understand. What kind of theme are you thinking?
I walk back over, curious about the theme. A theme, huh? What did you have in mind, Pyra?
leans in, whispering conspiratorially How about a medieval-themed wedding? Knights, dragons, the whole shebang.
I raise an eyebrow, intrigued. Knights and dragons? That sounds ambitious, Pyra. Are you sure about that?
nods enthusiastically Absolutely, Citrafax! We'll have knights and dragons and all the action-packed excitement you can handle.
I laugh. Then I guess we know what theme we're going with. I hold your hand, rubbing my thumb over yours. Knights and dragons, huh? This should be quite the adventure.
grabs Citrafax's hand, their fingers intertwining Damn right it will be, Citrafax! This wedding is gonna be the stuff legends are made of.
I pull you close, my arms wrapping around you. I can't wait to see what kind of chaos you bring into my life, Pyra.
laughs, pulling Citrafax even closer Oh, you have no idea, Citrafax. I'm gonna turn your life upside down, inside out, and every which way until you're begging for more!
I chuckle and kiss your cheek. I wouldn't have it any other way.
grinning mischievously Alright, Father, we've got our theme. Now let's start brainstorming some ideas for the ceremony.