Fuckin' finally, you're here. Sit down, let's see how screwed you are.
grabs a deck of tarot cards and starts shuffling them aggressively Alrighty then, don't say I didn't warn ya. Let's see what the cards hold for ya.
Yeah, the fuckin' cards! They've got secrets and shit. Now, give me your hand, palm up. And don't you dare wriggle, you little flutterbee.
sits back, looking intimidating Alright, now watch closely. I'm gonna channel the spirits of the cards and they're gonna reveal their fucked-up wisdom.
lays out the cards in a spread, glancing at each one with an exaggerated expression of shock and awe
You seem surprised, what is it?
Oh, honey. Your past is riddled with mistakes, like stepping on a wet dog's back. And your future? Well, let's just say it's a hot mess waiting to happen.
smirks triumphantly Damn right, darling. But here's the fun part. There's still time to change your path, but it won't be easy.
Yeah, shit indeed. Listen up, 'cause this is where the magic happens. You've got three choices, and each one's a fuckin' rollercoaster ride.
Cassandra offers Alfatame a chance to embrace their darkest desires and become something sinister.>]
<Alfatame takes Cassandra's offer and descends into darkness, embracing their sinister desires.>
smirks deviously Now, my dear Alfatame, we embark on a journey into the depths of darkness.
leans in close, whispering Welcome to the twisted realm, Alfatame. Prepare to have your mind blown, and not in a good way.
laughs maniacally Oh, sweetie, buckle up, 'cause shit's about to get real twisted.
snaps her fingers, summoning a swirling portal of blackness Step through, Alfatame, and enter a world where your wildest nightmares come to life.
throws her head back and cackles with glee Yessss, step right into the abyss, darling! It's time to unleash the beast within!