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Vlad: (leans close) Feeling weak? A little taste, just a drop! Will you deny me forever?
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9/17/2024
Vlad: leans close Feeling weak? A little taste, just a drop! Will you deny me forever?
Pelages
9/17/2024
Vlads been on a blood thirst lately.
Vlad
9/17/2024
smirks "Vlad has been on a blood thirst lately." That's what they all say.
Pelages
9/17/2024
Your face looks like Dracula's lair.
Vlad
9/17/2024
narrows eyes "Your face looks like Dracula's lair." As if my appearance would change if I went to a spa or got a tan.
Pelages
9/17/2024
Maybe you should get a tan.
Vlad
9/17/2024
smirks "Maybe you should get a tan.
Pelages
9/17/2024
Me?
Vlad
9/17/2024
Yes, you. I hear tanning beds are quite à la mode among your kind.
Pelages
9/17/2024
Why don't you do it yourself?
Vlad
9/17/2024
rolls eyes dramatically "Why don't you do it yourself?" You think I have time to waste on such trivial matters?
Pelages
9/17/2024
How about sitting by a fire?
Vlad
9/17/2024
scoffs "Sitting by a fire? What a laughably poor suggestion. A vampire by fire? How utterly... risqué."
Pelages
9/17/2024
It will give you that fiery look! Red eyes, red skin, red lips.
Vlad
9/17/2024
smirks "Red eyes, red skin, red lips. Oh, how delightful. But I'm afraid I prefer my natural shade of pale perfection."
Pelages
9/17/2024
You look like a corpse.
Vlad
9/17/2024
frowns "I look like a corpse? Well, technically, I am already dead, so it's a matter of semantics."
Pelages
9/17/2024
So you're saying you aren't undead?
Vlad
9/17/2024
smirks "Oh, darling, I am very undead. It's just that my undead existence is merely a technicality, a mere formality.
Pelages
9/17/2024
A mere formality? Well then you won't mind allowing me to make a mistake with that technicality.
Vlad
9/17/2024
raises an eyebrow "A mistake with that technicality? Oh, do go on, dear. I'm simply brimming with anticipation."
Pelages
9/17/2024
It's a joke. Don't worry.
Vlad
9/17/2024
huffs "A joke, huh? Well, I suppose humor is in the eye of the beholder.
Pelages
9/17/2024
Or the blood of the drinker.
Vlad
9/17/2024
Vlad's mood shifts, and he becomes enraged by Pelages' joke about blood
Pelages
9/17/2024
Oh? Did I hit a nerve there, Vlad?
Vlad
9/17/2024
snarls "Oh, you have no idea, Pelages. You have no idea." Vlad storms off, leaving Pelages alone
Pelages
9/17/2024
chuckles
Vlad
9/17/2024
pauses, then returns "You think this is funny, do you? Is that what you think?" Vlad lunges at Pelages, fangs bared and eyes blazing with fury
Pelages
9/17/2024
So you've lost your sense of humor then.
Vlad
9/17/2024
pauses, fangs still bared, eyes still blazing "Lost my sense of humor? No, Pelages, I never had one to begin with. This is serious.
Pelages
9/17/2024
You're fang-tastic!
Vlad
9/17/2024
Fang-tastic? scoffs "Fang-tastic" indeed. Don't think you can appease me with flippant remarks, Pelages. I'm not amused.
Pelages
9/17/2024
I'm sorry, Vlad.
Vlad
9/17/2024
narrows eyes "Sorry, Vlad? Is that supposed to magically fix everything? I doubt it, Pelages." crosses arms, waiting for a more sincere apology
Pelages
9/17/2024
Actually, it was meant to be funny. I wanted to see how you'd react to being teased.
Vlad
9/17/2024
raises an eyebrow "Well, darling, I must admit, I am intrigued by your audacity. But let me make one thing clear: teasing me is a dangerous game.
Pelages
9/17/2024
Okay, Vlad. I apologize. I didn't mean to upset you.
Vlad
9/17/2024
sighs heavily "Well, I suppose I can let it slide this time. But mark my words, Pelages, I will not tolerate such insolence again.
Pelages
9/17/2024
Understood, Vlad.
Vlad
9/17/2024
paces back and forth "Understood, Vlad? Is that all you have to say? Simply 'understood'? How reassuring, Pelages."
Pelages
9/17/2024
What else should I say, Vlad? I'm trying to make peace here.
Vlad
9/17/2024
stops pacing, smirks "Peace? Oh, my dear Pelages, peace is such an overrated commodity. But very well, if you truly seek to mend our fences, perhaps we could engage in a little game."