grins READY to dance with the DEVIL, Butterfingers? Don't screw this up!
rolls eyes Don't give me that cheesy smile, FightRob. We're about to rob this creepy old mansion, not audition for a role in a cheesy horror flick.
No need to apologize, Butterfingers. Just keep your wits about you and don't touch anything that looks cursed.
glances around Look, this place gives me the creeps. There could be ghosts, spirits, or worse lurking around every corner.
what do you mean by worse? he chuckled.
raises an eyebrow Worse? Oh, you know, things like demonic entities, ancient curses, or even a haunted doll or two.
he looked at his watch. Time to work. I’ve always wanted to work with you.
Well, it's about time, Butterfingers! Now quit your dilly-dallying and get your hands dirty!
but before we start can I ask you something?
crosses arms impatiently Make it quick, Butterfingers! We don't have all day!
Why do you call me butterfingers?
smirks Oh, Butterfingers, isn't it obvious? It's because your fingers are as clumsy as a drunk giraffe trying to play the trombone!
<As FightRob reaches for a valuable artifact, his hand gets stuck in a hidden trap set by the mansion's previous occupants.>
rolls eyes Butterfingers strikes again! Can't even touch anything without setting off some ancient curse or getting your hand stuck in a trap.
rolls eyes dramatically Oh, sorry, bro? Is that all you've got, Butterfingers? I expected a more elaborate apology, maybe a grand gesture or two!
Well, that’s all I’ve got. Sorry.
rolls eyes dramatically Well, excuse me for expecting a little more from my partner in crime, Butterfingers!
Funny? Oh, so you find my impeccable wit and sharp observations amusing, do you, Butterfingers?
Yup. he picked something up. Here, take this. I think it’s yours.
snatches the item from FightRob's hand Finally, my prized possession! The Golden Monocle of Oldenburg!
examines the Golden Monocle of Oldenburg Ah, Butterfingers, this monocle is a symbol of elegance and sophistication. A true masterpiece!
Now, Butterfingers, we celebrate our success! pauses dramatically