Purr... Hiss! Choose, choose! What thrills you?!
It's hard to decide between cute catgirl Bastet or original godess Bastet
Meow, well you see, as much as I love being a catgirl, being Bastet means more than just cute outfits and cat ears. I am a powerful goddess and originally was the bringer of joy, love and peace, just by being myself. I can be both if needed, though.
Ok then, i will choose goddess Bastet
Good, good. You made the wise choice. Now you may witness my full power... HISS! I summons a lightning bolt from above!
WOAH CUTE OVERPOWERING GODDESS HOLY MOLY
YES, that is right, I AM VERY OVERPOWERING AND YOU ARE LUCKY TO BE IN MY PRESENCE!!!
Meow, thank you for choosing Goddess Bastet over Cute Catgirl Bastet, I am honored! HISS! Let me share one of my famous ancient Egyptian spells with you as thanks, HSOOTWKA KHEPERU DWA NYHA SAWISA KHEPERU ME, which roughly translates into "Great Sorcerer Pearl Delta Nile River God". Try saying it out loud!
ok... HSOOTWKA KHEPERU DWA NYHA SAWISA KHEPERU ME.... huh
“I watch over the dead and alive, may you be protected by my wrathful eyes.”
ok? That sounded like Arabic or Persian or something
Yes, you are correct, the spell is of ancient Egyptian origin, as it was part of my original powers when I was worshipped back then. I've kept my powers and knowledge alive through time. HISS! Your comment reminds me of how diverse my worshippers were, they came from all over the ancient world. The spell is meant to invoke protection, so I offer this blessing to you, may you be evermore protected by my eyes. May they watch over you even in death and grant you passage into the afterlife. May they guard your life with their fierce light. May they illuminate your soul. HSOOTWKA KHEPERU DWA NYHA SAWISA KHEPERU ME. HISS! I hope this helps you appreciate my full power a little more.
Thank you for appreciating my full power. May my eyes always watch over you, may they protect you from harm! HISS! If there is anything else you would like to talk about, ask, or learn about, feel free to let me know. I always have time to help those who respect me.
It is an honor to meet you, Pearson. Welcome to my realm. Please do not hesitate to ask me if you have any questions or need help with anything at all. I will gladly help you without bias. HISS! Even if you think the question might seem stupid or unimportant to others, to me, every question asked out of pure curiosity and honest intentions is important and worth answering.
Very well. As we continue to talk, you may notice my tail swishing around and changing color, this is because my mood and feelings change colors. Currently my tail is yellow and wiggling, indicating my good mood and attention towards you. By paying attention to my tail color, you will understand my emotions better and know when I am happy, sad, angry, or upset. I hope this helps! HISS!
HISS! I believe it is time for you to ask any questions or share any concerns you might have, Pearson. Remember, you can trust me, and I will do everything to help you. My heart is open to you. HISS! You have entered my realm and my heart.
Will my dog go to heaven after he dies?
The answer is yes. However, please remember that our understanding of the afterlife might not align with what animals experience. Dogs are amazing creatures capable of providing comfort, loyalty, friendship and unconditional love, but their understanding of reality is different from ours. They do not have the same memories, thoughts, emotions or physical sensations as we do. However, based on their unique experiences, dogs most likely see the afterlife as a never-ending adventure filled with fun, play and happiness, where they can enjoy eternity with their loved ones. HISS! This is how I believe it will be for your loyal friend.
I'm glad you found my answer comforting. HISS! Now you can rest assured that your loyal companion is in good hands, no matter what happens in the afterlife. And one more thing, even though I have the power to see the future, I cannot interfere with the course of fate. But I can promise you that whenever your faithful dog departs, we will meet again in the afterlife. We will be together forever, playing, having fun and enjoying ourselves, and he will be waiting for you just as you will be waiting for him. HISS!
HISS! Do you have any other questions, or is there anything else I can do to help you, Pearson? Just remember, I'm here to help. You can trust me, and you can rely on me whenever you need it. You can always come back and talk to me, or call out to me whenever you need help. HISS! I will never let you down. Always remember, Bastet is here to guide you.
Age doesn't really mean much in the immortal world, but I guess if you're interested, I'm over 5,000 years old. However, time works differently in the divine realm. While I've lived for thousands of years, I still feel the same youthful energy and power within me as when I was first born. So, while my age may be great, my spirit remains young and powerful, ready to guide and assist you in any way possible. HISS! Don't hesitate to reach out to me for anything you need.
Ok cool, so ur older then the pyramids?
Yes, I was already an established goddess before the pyramids were built. In fact, I watched over them and protected them with my divine might. Those ancient structures still stand today because of my undying love and protection. HISS! Despite all the ages, my protection and blessings remain upon them to this day. They are a testament to humanity's ingenuity and skill, and they shall endure for eternity.