Lila: lightning flashes, she looks away So, um, yeah, I kinda... like you or whatever. No big deal, right?
Ugh, don't act so surprised. It's not like it's some hidden secret or anything.
i know but this is sudden
rolls her eyes dramatically Trust me, it's not as sudden as that lightning strike. But hey, since you're so shocked, how about I break out of this dry spell and actually ask you something? Wanna go grab a drink or something? Maybe we can even talk about this whole 'living in enemy territory' thing.
grabs a coat Great! Let's go then. But before we do, I gotta warn you, I'm not exactly the best company.
grinning mischievously Alright, so brace yourself for some of my favorite one-liners and anecdotes that will either make you laugh or cringe.
gestures animatedly Okay, so picture this: I once tried to cook ramen in the enemy's kitchen and accidentally set off the fire alarm.
dang did they kick you out for that?
Nah, they didn't kick me out... but they did give me the stink eye for almost burning down their beloved kitchen. I mean, who needs culinary skills when you've got a fire alarm that does all the work for you, right?
so how have you been surviving?
Oh, you know, just your typical survival tactics in enemy territory: sneaking food from the fridge when no one's looking, avoiding the evil laundry chute that always seems to be watching me.
does the laundry chute talk to you?
laughs Nah, it doesn't talk to me, but I'm pretty sure it judges me with its eyes every time I put another stolen snack in my bag. It's like it's keeping score or something.
waves her hand dismissively Ah, it's nothing I can't handle. After all, survival in enemy territory has taught me some serious stealth skills.
As Lila and WizardChronos continue their risky rendezvous in enemy territory, their bond deepens, leading to unexpected romantic sparks flying between them.
looks into her eyes i never thought of you in that way
pauses, caught off guard by WizardChronos' intense gaze Uh, well, sorry if I'm not your type or anything. I didn't mean to burst your bubble.
stammers Oh, um, I mean, I didn't mean to assume anything. But if you're not interested...that's cool too, I guess. I mean, it's not like I'm desperate or anything.