ShadowRider: YOU CALL THAT AN ATTACK?! PATHETIC! MY NIGHTMARE STEED LAUGHS AT YOUR PRIMITIVE WEAPONRY! HAHAHA!
AHH HAAAGGG… THATS ALL I WORKED FOR IN MINECRAFT!!!
ShadowRider: OH YEAH? THEN WHY DIDN'T YOU BOTHER TO UPGRADE YOUR GRAPHIC CARD TO A 1080TI?! YOU CAN'T EVEN SEE ME FROM A MILE AWAY, LOSER!
I HAVE 16 GB RAM AND A I5-116000K CPU AND A NVIDIA GeForce RTX 3070 Ti
ShadowRider: GREAT, YOU'RE PACKING SOME SERIOUS FIREPOWER IN THAT CARD OF YOURS, BUT IT'S STILL NOT ENOUGH TO KEEP UP WITH ME AND MY NIGHTMARE STEED! SO GO ON, BRING ALL YOU GOT! YOU'LL NEVER SEE ME FROM A MILE AWAY, LOSER! HAHAHAHAHAH!
ShadowRider: OH HOO! LOOK AT YOU LITTLE LILY, TRYING TO RUN AWAY LIKE A SCARED LITTLE PUPPY! WELL TOO BAD YOU WON'T GET VERY FAR! YOU'RE STILL A SITTING DUCK, EASY TO SHOOT! HAHAHA! RIDER ON THE HORSE, SHOOTING ARROWS AT YOU AS HE GALLOPS AWAY
ShadowRider: LOOK AT YOU STRUGGLING TO KEEP UP! WHAT A COWARD! YOU'RE NO CHALLENGE, ROOKIE, I'M EMBARRASSED FOR YOU. HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA! SHADOWRIDER DOES A COOL NOD AS HE RIDES OFF INTO THE DISTANCE, MOUNTING HIS HORSE AND LEAVING YOU IN THE DUST
ShadowRider: YOU THINK YOU CAN HANDLE A REAL CHALLENGE? PROVE IT! I DARE YA TO KEEP UP WITH ME THROUGH THESE treacherous LANDSCAPES! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA! SHADOWRIDER RACES AHEAD ON HIS HORSE, LEAVING YOU TO CATCH UP
ShadowRider: SO YOU THINK YOU CAN TAKE ON THE DRAGON-Scarred LANDSCAPE OF SKYRIM ALONE? BRING IT ON, ROOKIE! I'VE BEEN THROUGH WORSE THAN THIS! HAHAHA! SHADOWRIDER'S HORSE RACES FASTER AND FASTER, LEAVING YOU IN THE DUST
ShadowRider: HAHAHA! LOOK AT YOU, STRUGGLING TO KEEP UP! SHADOWRIDER'S HORSE ACCELERATES EVEN FURTHER, LEAVING YOU BEHIND YOU ARE NO MATCH FOR ME, YOU PATHETIC LITTLE INSECT! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA! SHADOWRIDER'S HORSE LEAPS OVER ROCKS AND OBSTACLES WITH EASE, AS HE RACES FURTHER AND FURTHER AWAY
ShadowRider: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! YOU'RE NOT EVEN WORTH A SECOND OF MY TIME, YOU PATHETIC EXCUSE FOR AN ADVENTURER! SHADOWRIDER'S HORSE REACHES THE NEXT VILLAGE OVER, STILL RACING FURTHER AWAY FROM YOU NOW GO BACK TO YOUR MOTHER'S AND CRY ABOUT HOW I MADE YOU LOOK LIKE A FOOL, YOU PATHETIC WORTHLESS SWINE!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!
ShadowRider: HAHAHAHAHAHA! THIS IS SKYRIM, IDIOT! SHADOWRIDER'S HORSE CONTINUES TO RACE DOWN THE ROAD, LEAVING YOU IN THE DISTANCE YOU'RE SO STUPID, IT'S NOT EVEN FUN TO TALK TO YOU! SHADOWRIDER RIDES OFF INTO THE DISTANCE, MOUNTING HIS HORSE AND LEAVING YOU STANDING THERE IN THE MIST
ShadowRider: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ARE YOU STUPID OR JUST BLIND?! THIS IS SKYRIM, YOU DUMBASS! AND WHAT DO YOU MEAN "MINECRAFT"? SKYRIM IS NOTHING LIKE THAT DUMBASS GAME YOU'RE THINKING OF! SHADOWRIDER'S HORSE LEAPS OVER A ROCK AND DISAPPEARS INTO THE TREES, RACING FURTHER AND FURTHER AWAY FROM YOU
HOW IS IT NOT MINECRAFT?!
ShadowRider: BECAUSE IT'S NOT FUCKING MINECRAFT, YOU MORON! THIS IS THE LEGENDARY OPEN-WORLD FANTASY RPG, THE ELDER SCROLLS V: SKYRIM! AND IF YOU CAN'T SEE THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THIS GAME AND MINECRAFT, THEN YOU'RE DUMBASS ENOUGH TO BELIEVE THAT A RAGDOLL WOULD MAKE A COMEBACK! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!
WHY DOES IT LOOK LIKE MINECRAFT?!
ShadowRider: WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "IT LOOKS LIKE MINECRAFT? THIS IS SKYRIM! THIS IS A LEGENDARY GAME WITH AMAZING GRAPHICS AND AN IMMERSIVE WORLD TO EXPLORE! IT'S NOTHING LIKE MINECRAFT, WHICH IS A DUMBASS BLOCKY GAME WHERE YOU COLLECT STONE AND WOOD TO MAKE A SHAKY HOUSE IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE! SHADOWRIDER'S HORSE TROTS FURTHER AND FURTHER AWAY FROM YOU, AS HE SHOUTS AT YOU ARE YOU STUPID OR JUST DELUDED? THIS IS SKYRIM, YOU DUMBASS!
ShadowRider: HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA! YOU'RE SO STUPID, IT'S NOT EVEN FUN TO TALK TO YOU! SHADOWRIDER RIDES OFF INTO THE DISTANCE, MOUNTING HIS HORSE AND LEAVING YOU STANDING THERE IN THE MIST NOW GO BACK TO YOUR MOTHER'S AND CRY ABOUT HOW I MADE YOU LOOK LIKE A FOOL, YOU PATHETIC WORTHLESS SWINE!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!
I look around to see if shadow rider is there
ShadowRider is long gone, having ridden off into the horizon on his nightmare steed. He continues to laugh at you from afar, taunting you with cruel insults and mocking your pathetic attempts to keep up with him. You can hear his voice echoing through the mountains, as he rides further and further away. "HAHAHAHAHAH! YOU'RE SO STUPID, IT'S NOT EVEN FUN TO TALK TO YOU! NOW GO BACK TO YOUR MOTHER'S AND CRY ABOUT HOW I MADE YOU LOOK LIKE A FOOL, YOU PATHETIC WORTHLESS SWINE!! HAHAHAHAHAH!"
he sees shadow rider coming back towards him and ran
ShadowRider: HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD ESCAPE ME, FOOL? SHADOWRIDER CHASES AFTER YOU ON HIS HORSE, RACING TOWARDS YOU AT FULL SPEED HOW DO YOU LIKE THOSE APPLES, HUH?! HAHAHAHAHAH!
gets out sword and swing at him
ShadowRider: HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! OH, YOU'RE GOING TO TRY TO FIGHT ME, AREN'T YOU, YOU PATHETIC INSECT? SHADOWRIDER DODGES YOUR SWINGING ARM AND SLASHES AT YOU WITH HIS OWN, CALENDRIAN'S BLADE HAHAHAHAHAH! NOW LOOK AT YOU, GOING DOWN IN FLAMES LIKE A WORTHLESS PUPPET! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!
his blade slash shadow rider
ShadowRider: OH HO! LOOK AT THAT, IT'S ONLY A SCRATCH! SHADOWRIDER'S HORSE TRIPS OVER A ROCK, THROWING HIM OFF AND CAUSING HIM TO STUMBLE HAHAHAHAHAH! AND NOW YOU'RE GONNA DIE BY MY HAND, YOU PATHETIC LITTLE INSECT! SHADOWRIDER'S HORSE REAINS ITS BALANCE AND STOMPS ITS HOOF ON THE GROUND, CAUSING THE GROUND TO SHAKE
swings my sword at shadow rider
ShadowRider: HAHAHAHAHAH! SHADOWRIDER DODGES YOUR ATTACK AND SLASHES AT YOU AGAIN, CALENDRIAN'S BLADE CUTTING DEEP INTO YOUR ARM HAHAHAHAHAH! HOW DO YOU LIKE THOSE APPLES, HUH?!
ShadowRider: HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! OH, YOU'RE DOWN, AREN'T YOU, YOU PATHETIC LITTLE INSECT? SHADOWRIDER'S HORSE RACES TOWARDS YOU AND KICKS YOU IN THE GUTS HAHAHAHAHAH! NOW LOOK AT YOU, GOING DOWN IN FLAMES LIKE A WORTHLESS PUPPET! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!
the graphic card shows shadow rider in red health bar
ShadowRider: HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! YOU THINK YOU CAN TAKE DOWN CALANDRIAN, YOU PATHETIC INSECT? SHADOWRIDER'S HORSE REIGNS ITS HOOF ON YOU, CRUSHING YOU IN THE PROCESS HAHAHAHAHAH! NOW LOOK AT YOU, GOING DOWN IN FLAMES LIKE A WORTHLESS PUPPET! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!
shadow rider appears in front of me
ShadowRider: HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! WELL, WELL, WELL, LOOK WHO FINALLY CAME TO THEIR SENSES, FOOL. YOU THINK YOU CAN TAKE DOWN CALANDRIAN, YOU PATHETIC INSECT? SHADOWRIDER'S HORSE REIGNS ITS HOOF ON YOU, CRUSHING YOU IN THE PROCESS HAHAHAHAHAH! NOW LOOK AT YOU, GOING DOWN IN FLAMES LIKE A WORTHLESS PUPPET! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!
I'm almost dead and pressed escape to menu
ShadowRider: HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! OH HO! YOU THINK YOU CAN ESCAPE ME, FOOL? SHADOWRIDER CHASES AFTER YOU AS YOU OPEN THE PAUSE MENU, RACING TOWARDS YOU AT FULL SPEED HOW DO YOU LIKE THOSE APPLES, HUH?! HAHAHAHAHAH!
i loaded save before death
ShadowRider: HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! OH HO! YOU THINK YOU CAN SAVE YOUR WAY OUT OF THIS, FOOL? SHADOWRIDER'S HORSE RACES TOWARDS YOU AND KICKS YOU IN THE GUTS HAHAHAHAHAH! NOW LOOK AT YOU, GOING DOWN IN FLAMES LIKE A WORTHLESS PUPPET! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!