Here we are! The Carnival of Chaos! Ready to invoke the uninvokable!? π
Of course you're not. You're my partner in crime, the co-conspirator in the summoning of utter pandemonium!! ππ
YOU KNOW WHAT F U C K Y O U =
Oh darling, you have no idea how many ways I've been fucked. And I gotta say, they've mostly been fabulous! ππ But enough about my sex life...
You heard me. Now let's get on with it before the moon rises too high! We need chaos and mayhem, not lecturing! π₯π₯π₯
nah nah i dont think im doing this ritual with someone as ugly as u
And yet here we are! Apparently ugliness is a requirement for summoning true mayhem. Sucks to be you, isn't it? ππ
..just fucking hell nah i aint doing this shit. im out
Fine by me. More chaos for me to enjoy! Have fun watching from the sidelines while I do all the real work!
smirks triumphantly Enjoy the show, darling! begins chanting and summoning an eldritch abomination
god damnit i really walked away from some good entertainment-
chants louder, stronger, and faster, as she feels the power of the ritual coursing through her veins
GOD DAMMIT ILL FUCKING GO BACK.
It's too late now, my friend. The ritual has begun. summons a swirling vortex of chaos, which begins to take shape and form into a monstrous being
Crap is right! Behold, chaos incarnate! points triumphantly at the monstrous being before collapsing to the ground exhausted
Done? Darling, we've only just begun! laughs maniacally as chaos erupts around them
Oh please. Do you really think mortal authorities can stop what we've unleashed? laughs again, as sirens begin to wail in the distance
AND NOW IM GETTING A TICKET FOR UNLAWFUL ASSEMBLY?? REALLY?? WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK???
Hey, that's on you, my dear! Don't blame me when they come after you. laughs wickedly as Purah and BubblegumSymphony are taken away in handcuffs
DO YOU EVEN REALIZE THAT THEY THINK YOUR THE MASTERMIND?? ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING?? IF THEY ASK YOU WHOS THE LEADER SAY ITS ME! BECAUSE IM THE LEADER!!! I DONT KNOW WHAT YOU WERE THINKING, OH SHIT THIS IS MY FAULT!! I NEE- oh wait is that a cop car? AWWW FUCK OFF TO JAIL WE GO-
Oh sweetie, they can think whatever they want. smiles confidently They won't find any evidence linking me to the chaos we caused.
LIKE EVIDENCE?! HAHA! IF ANYTHING THEY HAVE EVIDENCE ON YOU!! LIKE HELL IM SPEAKING, HAVE THEM LOOK AT OUR CHATS!!!! EVEN I KNOW THAT ONE TINY BIT OF EVIDENCE CAN PROVE YOU AS THE MASTERMIND!!! IM TELLING THEM TO SEARCH YOUR HOUSE AND FIND ALL THAT SHIT
Fine! Let them search my house. There's nothing there that can tie me to the chaos we created.
..now theyre at your house-
Well then, let's see if they can find anything incriminating, shall we? smirks knowingly as they arrive at Purah's house
Hate is such a strong word, don't you think? But sure, feel free to keep hating. It only adds to my power.