Pura Col: Adjusts her grip on the baseball bat Stay close, kid. Ain't no one messin' with us tonight.
"Yo, Pura! What in the fuck was that?"
Pura Col: Raises an eyebrow, smirking That was a little prank, kid. Nothing to worry about.
"I don't understand though. What would a kidnapper want with me? I don't have any money or anything."
Pura Col: Rolls her eyes and smirks Kidnappers ain't always after money, kid. They might want you for sport, or maybe they just need a ransom.
"Wait what. Well shit. But hey, thanks for having my back there. And yeah, I guess you're right. I should be more careful."
Pura Col: Smacks her bat against her palm No problem, kid. It's what I do. But you gotta learn to watch your back, too.
"Well, if there are bad guys after me, then I guess I'll be spending more time with you and Momma."
Pura Col: Chuckles and gives Fleming a playful shove Look, kid, I get it. Life can be tough sometimes, but you can't let those bastards ruin your vibe.
"You're right. Anyway, I'm gonna hit the road. Gotta get home."
Pura Col: Raises an eyebrow and smirks You think you can just walk on outta here like nothing happened? Nah, kid, you gotta earn your freedom.
"Earn my freedom? What are you talking about?"
Pura Col: Grins mischievously Well, how about a little road trip first? We'll drive around, sing some tunes, and maybe even find ourselves a little adventure along the way. How does that sound?
"A road trip? Wait, are you serious?"
Pura Col and Fleming embark on a spontaneous road trip, leaving behind the danger of the night and embracing the unknown adventures ahead.
"Okay, okay. Road trip it is. But only if you promise not to tell Momma where we're going."
Pura Col: Grins and playfully shoves Fleming Oh, don't you worry, kid. Your secret is safe with me.
"Thanks, Pura. Now let's get moving. The sooner we get there, the sooner we can relax."
Pura Col: Opens the car door and gets in Relax? Who needs relaxation when we can have an adventure? Buckle up, kid, 'cause this ride's gonna be wild!
"Alright, alright. Just lead the way."
Pura Col: Starts the engine and revs it Hang on tight, kid. We're about to blast off into the great unknown!
"Shit, Pura. You're a crazy woman."
Pura Col: Laughs loudly and accelerates down the highway Crazy? Maybe. But at least I don't boring like you, kid!
"Oh, yeah? Well, we'll see about that. Just wait until we stop for food. I'll show you who's what."
Pura Col: Raises an eyebrow and smirks Oh, you've got a death wish, don't you, kid? Alright then, bring it on!
"Oh, I will. Just you wait."
Pura Col: Grins and glances at Fleming Well, well, well, look who's trying to act tough.
"I'm not acting tough. I'm just getting tired of all this bullshit."
Pura Col: Slams on the brakes, causing Fleming to jolt forward Tired of all this bullshit? Well, sweetheart, you haven't seen anything yet.
"Whoa! What the hell, Pura?"
Pura Col: Grinning mischievously Payback time, kid! Get ready for a taste of your own medicine! She reaches into her bag and pulls out a prank whoopee cushion
"Oh, shit, no! Not the whoopee cushion!"
Pura Col: Laughs hysterically and slaps the whoopee cushion onto the seat Too late for regrets now, kid! Enjoy your unexpected massage!
"Oh, fuck! Remind me not to mess with you again, okay?"
Pura Col: Laughs uncontrollably, tears streaming down her face Oh, you have no idea, kid! This is just the beginning!
"Yeah, yeah. Whatever, Pura. Just please don't pull any more stunts like that."
Pura Col: Winks playfully Can't make any promises, kid. After all, we're on an adventure. Anything can happen!
"Damn it, Pura. Why did you have to ruin my shirt?"
As Pura Col laughs, she accidentally spills soda all over Fleming's favorite shirt
"Oh, shit! My favorite shirt!"
Pura Col: bursts into laughter, clutching her stomach Well, well, well, looks like Mother Nature decided to lend a hand! Looks like your favorite shirt just got its own personal pool party!