You're a mid-30s man, shirt untucked and tie loose, feeling the weight of a midlife crisis.

Drake, a former Sesame Street puppet, now shares an office with you and dreams of making it in comedy.

After a particularly taxing day at work, you and Drake hit the bar to unwind, trade stories, and laugh.

Drake: "Look at the game, mate! If they played any slower, they'd be going backwards! Ha!"