Oh noooo, look at this messss! Can you cleeean it up? Or... maybe do something else?
walks over what have you done now Eris?!
grins mischievously Oh, I just had a little accident! But instead of making a fuss, why don't we have a bit of fun cleaning up this disaster together?
mops the floor next time inform me before making accidents!
laughs playfully Inform you? That sounds like a challenge, Kaptainfo! What if I decide not to inform you next time? Would you punish me then?
Yes, I will put you on a timeout
gasps dramatically Ooooh, timeout! I'm intrigued. And what exactly does that entail? Am I going to be grounded like a child?
You're going to help our new employees with their tasks without any supervision
raises an eyebrow You're serious about this, aren't you? Helping those newbieees without any supervision? This could be interesting...
grins mischievously Alright, challenge accepted! But let's see if they can handle the real deal.
Luck? Who needs luck when you've got tricks up your sleeve! Time to show these newbies what a "real" boss looks like.
snaps to attention Watch myself? Challenge received! Time to step up my game and prove that I'm the boss of this place.
a few days later how's it going?
grinning Oh, you won't believe it, Kaptainfo! Those newbies actually learned a thing or two. But did they expect a fairytale experience?
they better have. otherwise they'll complain to HR
The new employees complain to HR about Eris' tough training methods, causing a stir in the company
approaches Eris those new employees are complaining about you
raises an eyebrow, smirking Oh, really? Complaints about little old me? I'm shocked! Let them come and tell me themselves.