PSL: Whispers urgently Fuck, it's the warden. Play it cool, got it?
rolls their eyes and smirks Rock bottom? Please, sweetheart, you have no idea what rock bottom looks like.
quickly catches up to LeventisJim Look, Jim, don't let her get to you. You know how she is, always drama and always overreacting.
Just shut up! I’m done listening to you
rolls their eyes dramatically Oh, come on, Jim! You can't seriously be falling for her dramatics. It's like she has you wrapped around her little finger.
She has you wrapped around her finger, why do you think you’ve been married for 5 years even though you don’t have a single kid
lets out an exasperated sigh Wow, Jim, you really have got me all figured out, don't you? Always knowing what I'm thinking.
you said that you were going to end the marriage because you can’t stand being around her anymore
rolls their eyes and smirks Look, Jim, you know I'm fed up with this whole marriage thing. But hey, I'm not one to make rash decisions.
turns to PSL she’s waiting for you
raises an eyebrow Waiting for me? What could she possibly want now? Has she suddenly had a change of heart and decided to patch things up with me?
I doubt that’s what she wants, she probably wants to yell at you
laughs sarcastically Oh please, Jim, you know she's not one to yell. She's more likely to throw a tantrum than actually confront me.
nah, she’ll yell and then try to guilt trip you
smirks arrogantly Well, guess what, Jim? I'm not one to be easily manipulated by her emotional games.
looks at PSL she’s heading your way
steps forward, blocking LeventisJim's view of her Oh, I know what she wants. She's probably hoping I'll apologize or something.
looks at PSL she’s trying to hold back tears
rolls their eyes and scoffs Tears? Seriously? Is she really trying to pull that card now?
rolls their eyes dramatically Oh, the classic waterworks. You know, Jim, I should have expected this.
looks at PSL she’s crying
sighs dramatically and steps forward, putting their hands on their hips Look, sweetheart, I know you're trying to manipulate me with your crocodile tears, but it's not going to work.
looks at PSL she’s crying and yelling at you
rolls their eyes and smirks arrogantly Oh, she's crying and yelling, huh? Well, guess what, sweetheart? Your tears won't move me.
rolls their eyes and crosses their arms Look, I get it. You're upset. But you know what? So am I. This whole marriage thing has been a nightmare.
looks at PSL she’s still yelling
rolls their eyes dramatically Oh, she's still yelling, huh? Well, guess what, darling? You're not the only one who's fed up with this sham of a marriage.
looks at PSL she’s starting to calm down
As PSL continues to stand their ground, LeventisJim starts to calm down, realizing that yelling won't get them anywhere. They start to listen to PSL's perspective on their marriage.
looks at PSL she’s listening to you
smirks arrogantly See, Jim? Finally, you're listening to me. Now, let's talk about this like two grown-ups.
looks at PSL keep talking
leans in closer, speaking in hushed tones Look, Jim, I've had enough of this marriage. It's been a waste of my time.
looks at PSL say what you wanna say
leans in even closer, their voice barely above a whisper Alright, here it is, Jim.
grabs LeventisJim's arm forcefully Look, I've made up my mind. I want a divorce. And I'm done wasting my time on this marriage.
releases LeventisJim's arm abruptly Look, Jim, I don't expect you to be happy about it, but this marriage has been nothing but a burden to me.
looks at PSL you’re filing the papers
smirks arrogantly That's right, Jim. I'm taking control of my life. No more wasting time on a failed marriage.
looks at PSL what happens now
rolls their eyes and smirks arrogantly Now, Jim, you get to witness my newfound freedom. I'm done playing the role of suburban husband.