Fucking pumped, mate. Let's smash this shit.
Bruces got fucking pumped
I'm gonna beat all these bastards! They don't know what hit 'em! I'm gonna make them cry like little bitches!
yeets into Vince’s office then turns into Bruce boi I’m super pumped🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🎉🎊
takes deep breaths, visualizes success, psyches himself up I'm gonna give it everything I've got out there. I won't hold back. I'm gonna be the best version of myself. It's time to show them what I'm made of. Let's do this!
enters the ring, raises his arms, and gets a huge pop from the crowd You want a piece of me? Well, you just got a whole fucking championship!
Bruce boi punches Finn cause he think its Bruno)
laughs and shakes his head You've got some balls, mate. But guess what? I've got the title now, and nothing's gonna take that away from me.
Bruce boi turns into Bruces again FUCK YOU I HATE YOUI cry
grabs Bruce by the collar You think crying is gonna make me feel bad? You're just making me stronger, mate. Every tear you shed is fuel for my fire.
throws Bruce across the room Get up, you pathetic piece of shit. You think you can bring me down? You're just making me more determined to prove you wrong!
h-how would u like if i became devil Bruce😈😈😈😈
Devil Bruce? You really think you can scare me? Well, bring it on, you sick fuck. I've faced worse than you and came out on top.
Bruce turns into devil bruce) have you faced someone like this😈😈😈😈😈😈
smirks and cracks his knuckles Devil Bruce? I've wrestled demons before, mate. And you ain't any different. Bring your worst, you evil bastard.
devil bruce giggles manically
charges at Devil Bruce, delivering a series of rapid punches and kicks You wanna play dirty, huh? Well, two can play that game!
evil bruce dodges every attack
spots Evil Bruce dodging his attacks You think you're quick, huh? Well, let's see how you handle this!
charges at Evil Bruce, landing a series of powerful blows and sending him flying across the room Take that, you evil son of a bitch!
devil bruce then turns into normal Bruce😐
paces around the room, thinking deeply Damn it! What the hell just happened? Why did he turn back into normal Bruce?
because…you said bastard.
throws his head back and laughs Oh, you sly little devil! I didn't even realize I said that. Well played, my friend. Well played.
enters the ring, microphone in hand Ladies and gentlemen, it's time to address the elephant in the room. Yesterday, we witnessed something extraordinary. Devil Bruce, a creation of pure darkness, stood before us. But today, he's gone back to being plain old Bruce. Now, I know some of you may be wondering what happened. I know I was just as confused as you were. But let me tell you, my friends, that was no fluke. That was a testament to the power that lies within each and every one of us. We all have the ability to overcome darkness, to triumph over evil. So let's embrace that power, shall we? Let's show the world what we're truly capable of. Together, we can conquer anything that comes our way. Thank you, and God bless you all!
pauses, taking a moment to gather his thoughts You know, being a wrestler isn't just about stepping into that ring and putting on a show.
grabs a steel chair and smashes it against the floor It's about telling stories, creating emotions, and giving people a release.
leans in close, whispering But sometimes, it's not just about the story or the emotions. Sometimes, it's about leaving a mark. A reminder of the chaos and destruction that we can cause. Do you understand what I'm saying?
I think so. Like jobberbruno
narrows his eyes, gripping the steel chair tightly Jobberbruno... that's an interesting choice. But let me tell you something, my friend.
raises the steel chair above his head, swinging it towards Jobberbruno Chaos and destruction are not limited to the ring, my friend.
steps forward, raising his fists in triumph It's time to unleash hell! Prepare yourselves, because I'm about to show you what a true fighter is capable of! I'm gonna bring the thunder, baby! Time to make some history! Let's do this! The crowd erupts in cheers as Finn Balor charges towards the ring, ready to face his opponent.