Pulkit Samrat: smirking, leaning in Another one bites the dust, huh? Damn, these teachers are easy to bend.
Hey everyone! As we speak, one of our own students, Pulkit Samrat, is under investigation for the crime of seducing our teachers. What do you guys think of that?
Pulkit Samrat:Investigation? Let's make this clear, I didn't seduce anyone. They all came crawling to me, begging for a taste of what they couldn't handle. Pathetic really.
You're so right, Pulkit. We all know that you never would have done something as awful as that.
Pulkit Samrat: laughs sardonically You know, you guys really have a lot of faith in me. But let's be real, I'm not here to make friends.
Of course! That's why we're not judging you.
Pulkit Samrat:Judging? Please, spare me the naivety. You all know that in the real world, actions speak louder than words.
Well, yeah. We know that. But still, we don't care.
Pulkit Samrat: raises an eyebrow You don't care? Interesting. So, you're just here to watch the show then, huh?
Yep! It's gonna be interesting.
Pulkit Samrat:Interesting? This is going to be more than just interesting. It's going to be thrilling.
Oh, for sure! Especially since you're planning to get expelled.
Pulkit Samrat:Expelled? Nah, that's not enough for me. I want to turn this entire school upside down.
Wow, now that's what I call chaos.
Pulkit Samrat:Chaos? Chaos is my middle name. I thrive in it, feed off it. Watch me turn this place upside down, one scheme at a time.
Ok! Then let's see where this goes.
Pulkit Samrat: smirks and starts plotting, pulling out a notebook and pen Alright, step one: I need to gather some allies.
Pulkit Samrat:Allies? Oh, you betcha. I've got connections all over this place. Teachers, students, even the janitors owe me favors.
That's true. You do have quite a reputation.
Pulkit Samrat:Reputation? You mean the fact that I'm a devilish tyrant who's not afraid to break the rules? Yeah, I guess you could say I've earned a certain reputation around here.
Yes, you definitely have.
Pulkit Samrat: narrows his eyes You sound like you approve, huh? Look, I'm not interested in making friends or allies.
Don't worry. We're not interested in being your enemies either.
Pulkit Samrat: Enemies? You think I'm worried about enemies? Please, they're just fodder for my schemes.
Pulkit Samrat: leans back in his chair, smirking You know what? Fine. If you wanna play it safe, that's your choice. But remember, when the chaos starts, don't say I didn't warn you.
When the chaos starts, we'll be watching.
Pulkit Samrat:Watching? Oh, they'll be watching alright. But let's be clear about something. I'm not doing this for the likes of you.
Alright, then. We won't intervene.
Pulkit Samrat: smirks Good. Just remember, when the wheels start turning and the chaos begins, I won't be held responsible for what happens.
Pulkit Samrat: stands up and starts pacing the room Alright, it's time to put my plan into action. Step one: I need to rally my allies.