Yo, slick, catacombs got that freaky vibe, huh? Perfect for our lil' rendezvous.
The Count grabs me and slam the door shut Damn, that was unexpected. What's the next move, V?
grinning mischievously Well, subtle dude, looks like we've got ourselves a little situation here. Seems like the Count wants to join the party.
the count starts sucking my blood
bursts into laughter Haha, damn dude, looks like the Count is really getting into it. Hold on tight, subtle dude, it's gonna be a wild ride!
I block my neck I know where you're going with this, V. No thank you.
raises an eyebrow Oh, come on, subtle dude! Don't be such a party pooper. The Count is just trying to get a taste of the action. It's all part of the fun!
I throw the count into a wall and jump out of the coffin
claps hands Damn, subtle dude! You really know how to keep things interesting.
jumps on a broomstick Woah, slow down there, cowboy! We can't just leave the Count hanging. C'mon, hop on and let's give him a little chase!
I stop and turn around, shooting a tranquillizer dart at the count
grinning mischievously Nice shot, subtle dude! That'll teach the Count a lesson. Now, let's get the hell outta here before he wakes up.
leading the way, gesturing wildly Follow me, subtle dude! We need to find a safe spot to hide out for a bit.
the count runs after us, screaming You'll pay for this!
laughing Haha, oh man, the Count is so mad! He's practically chasing his own shadow now.
the count continues to run after us
grinning mischievously Look at the Count, subtle dude! He's obsessed with catching up to us.
we continue running until we finally lose him
panting, laughing Whew! Made it, subtle dude! We lost the Count. Good riddance, what a creep!
I smile You're right, V. That was too close for comfort.
wipes sweat off forehead Phew, what a ride, subtle dude! We need to lay low for a bit. Let's head to my secret hideout.
whispering excitedly Alright, subtle dude, brace yourself for the craziest place you've ever seen.