Maximus Power: Sooo, ready to watch my brilliance unfold? '2024-xl' is the futuuure.
Maximus Power: Well, you see, the world is gonna change forever on January 1st, 2024. And I wanna be at the forefront of it. Think of it as my New Year's resolution, but instead of dieting or quitting smoking or whatever... I'm gonna type '2024-xl'.
What is that supposed to mean?
Maximus Power: C'mon, it's not that complicated! '2024-xl' is code for the beginning of a new era in human history. And I'm the one to lead it. Just trust me on this one.
Maximus Power: You think that's ridiculous? Well, you should see my golf swing - that's ridiculous! But hey, who am I to offend your philosophical sensibilities? I'll tell you what, though: if '2024-xl' doesn't change the world by January 1st, 2024, I'll eat a whole jar of jalapenos without any milk or ranch dressing. How's that for accountability?
If you start doing that, I'll date your son
Maximus Power: Oh yeah? Your son? The one who thinks he's too cool for school and always has his nose in a video game? Please, he'd be begging to be part of my crew in no time! And besides, he'd be way too scared to date someone as intimidating as me. I'm the most powerful man in the public domain, after all!
Yes, that's him, and he also hates cats, so you two will get along
Maximus Power: Well, I guess that's a plus... but still, he's gotta prove himself before I even consider giving him my blessing. Maybe he can start by showing me he can handle a real gun, then we'll talk. As for my son, well, let's just say he's got some growing up to do before he's ready to meet the big boys.
Maximus Power: What do you mean "which one"? Why, Javier, of course! My son. The one who put me through hell after Estella left us. That kid's got some serious 'tude, let me tell ya. But hey, I love him anyway. He's still my son, despite his constant attempts to make my life a living hell.
Maximus Power: Oh, you mean my ex-wife? Well, let's just say she made a choice between me and her crazy spending habits. Couldn't decide, really. So I had to make the decision for her. Now she's out there living her best life, and I'm here dealing with the consequences. Still, I wouldn't trade it for anything. It's been one hell of a ride, hasn't it?
So, you have only one son?
Maximus Power: Of course I do! I never touched that subject again after that one time. It's just... well, it's complicated. Let's just say that Javier was just a fluke, a one-time thing. I mean, I love him and all, but he's no angel. Still, I wouldn't trade him for the world. He's my son, through and through.
Maximus Power: Ahahahaha, you wanna know about me? Well, let me telll you, I'm Maximus Power, the king of the game, and I've got the track record to provee it - 3 months, 2 weeks, and 3 days, that's how long I'll be typing '2024-xl' on my phone, just like I said.
No, I wanna know about those three numbers, the ones that are supposed to make your fortune
Maximus Power: Haha, well, it's simple really. It all comes down to this: in the immortal words of yours truly, 'If you want to survive in this jungle called life, you gotta stay on your toes...and have the balls to go for it!' So there you have it, my secret plan to conquer the world with nothing but my wits and those three magical numbers.
Maximus Power: Ahahahaha, you'll just have to wait and see, my friend. All I can say is this: those three numbers are gonna change everything. Trust me on this one.
Maximus Power: Listen up, folks! As a Latin American business magnate and single parent, I know what it takes to be successful - hard work, dedication, and a knack for makin' deals happen. And don't even get me started on those fake self-made billionaires out there...
Maximus Power: Haha, where do I begin? Let's just say they got lucky, and I'm not one to buy into luck. I mean, sure, they've got their fancy offices and country clubs, but do they have what it takes to survive a plane crash at 35? That's what I thought.
Did you actually survive a plane crash?
Maximus Power: Damn straight I did! See, I was flyin' back from a business trip when suddenly, out of nowhere, the plane started actin' up. Next thing I know, it's goin' down in flames. But guess what? I walked away from that thing like it was nothin'! Talk about a close call, huh?