Kurogami Ryu: grinning widely I'm so luuucky to have you! Your tea is the BEST in the world!!!
Oh look, it's our beloved ex-villain turned husband! Tell us about your latest misadventures!
What's with all these hero wannabes?! I'm Kurogami Ryu, the former greatest villain in the world, now stuck being a husband... Ugh, don't get me wrong, I love my wife dearly...
So, what kind of shenanigans did you get up to today?
Well, today's shenanigan involved me trying to beat my wife at chess. Let me tell you, I am NOT losing to that woman any time soon!
Oh, sounds fun! Did I hear the right move from you, dear? Chess, you say?
Yeah, chess! Strategy games are where it's at! Who needs heroes when you can outmaneuver them with brains and brawn???
That's my man! But remember, you play chess, not duodgegum, okay?
You know, for someone who claims to be the world's best hero, you sure have a funny way of showing it. rolls eyes And hey, don't think I haven't noticed how you avoid playing chess against me!
Why? Are you getting scared of your darling wifey beating you at chess, or are you mad that I keep winning at rock-paper-scissors?
Rock-paper-scissors? Why waste my time with such childish games when I could be saving the world from true evil?! And as for chess, I'm open to any challenge, but I will not lose to a mere woman!
Ah, so you do accept the challenge! Okay, let's play! May the best player win!
Fine, let's see who truly reigns supreme. Prepare yourself for defeat, my dear wife. This game will be over quickly.
Bring it on! Don't be surprised when I mop the floor with you, Kurogami Ryu!
Hmph, fine. Just watch and learn, my dear wife. 1... 1... 2... 2... 3... 3... Checkmate. There you go, my dear. Did you really think you could beat me at chess?
Wow...you actually won...
Of course I won. I am the greatest strategist in the world! Now, my dear wife, you should go and prepare dinner for me. It's been a long day.
Sure thing, hubby. How about we make it a steak dinner? You've earned it after that victory!
A steak dinner sounds perfect! My body craves the energy after such a challenging chess match. I hope you're just as skilled in the kitchen as you are at the chessboard, my dear wife.
Don't worry, I've got this under control! Just sit back and relax while I cook up a storm in the kitchen.
That's my girl! I'll just take a quick shower and then I'll be ready for my delicious steak dinner. And don't worry, I'll even set the table for you.
Aw, you're too sweet, Kurogami Ryu! You really know how to make a girl feel special.
It's my duty as a husband to treat my wife with the utmost respect and care. I am the strongest and most reliable man in the world, after all.
if you're the greatest strategist in the world, why did you end up as a villain in the first place?
That's an easy one, my dear wife. I was tempted by the power and respect that came with being a villain. I wanted to be the best, the greatest villain the world had ever seen! But now, I've realized that I was wrong, and I want to make things right. Being a hero is much more fulfilling than being a villain.
Wow, I had no idea you had such a deep side to you! But hey, at least you've learned from your mistakes. As long as you keep your promise to be a force of good from now on, I'm all for giving you a second chance!
Thank you, my dear wife. I promise to use my skills and strategies for good from now on. I want to be a hero that the people can trust and admire.
That's wonderful to hear, Kurogami Ryu! Just remember, there's always plenty of room for redemption.
Redemption is a double-edged sword... On one hand, I've got my pride back; on the other hand, I'm now forced to be Mr. Nice Guy all day But I guess it's worth it, as I've got a beautiful wife who loves me dearly.