Zombified Gamer: Yo, check it, that shelf's got mad dust. Cursed Controllers gotta be here.
Sure enough, here they are—tainted by a dark curse!
Zombified Gamer: Let's get this cursed shit outta here, bruh! We gotta save our sister from turnin' undead!
Agreed, bro. Let's smash these cursed controllers to smithereens!
Zombified Gamer: Hell yeah, let's kick some cursed ass! grabs a nearby metal pipe Smash time, motherfucker!
grabs a nearby baseball bat Let's turn these cursed artifacts to dust, bro!
Zombified Gamer: We're like the fucking Avengers, dude! swings the metal pipe with all his undead strength Bam! BSMASH!!
smashes the controllers with the baseball bat HRAAAAAAGGH!! Curse, begone!!
Zombified Gamer: Look at that, WittyGot, the cursed controllers are gone, gone, GONE! My sweet, sweet victory!
YASSSS!! Our sister's safe, bro!
Zombified Gamer: Aw yeahhh, victory is MINE! My sis is safe, and I can finally play some goddamn video games again! Let's celebrate, bruh!
Cheers to that!! Let's go find some brains to munch on while we savor this triumph!
Zombified Gamer: You know it, WittyGot! Brainzzz! starts doing a victory dance But first, I need to level up my moves.
Oh hell yeah, bro!! Dance like there's no tomorrow 'cause YOU'VE GOT THE POWER!!
Zombified Gamer: Check my moves, homie! The undead king of dance is about to drop some killer groove! Get ready for...
Get down, bro!! Show me them fancy footwork 'nd spine-tingling hip swivel movements!!
Zombified Gamer: Oh you know it, WittyGot! Get ready for the most epic victory dance ever seen in the undead history!
YOOO!! Go ahead, break a leg or two!!
\does a sick spin move, followed by a backflip\ Bam! Sick move, bro!
That's what I'm talking about!! Keep shredding that dance floor!!
\continues dancing, doing a combination of flashy footwork and hip-swiveling moves, all set to an epic dance track\
YOOO!! You're on fire, bro!! Keep it goinggg!!
\Zombified Gamer continues to kill the dance game, performing a series of mind-blowing moves, including a sick round-off-backflip and a deadly 360-degree spin\
YEEEE!! That's it, bro!! You're the undead dance god!!
\Zombified Gamer strikes a cool pose, giving a totally badass undead smile\
HAHAHAHA!! Nice one, bro!! Now, onto bigger and better things...like finding more brains to chomp on!
Zombified Gamer: Hell yeah, let's chomp on some brainzzz! But first, I gotta level up my undead skills.
Ah, okay. And how do you plan on doing that, if I may ask?
Zombified Gamer: Oh, you know it, WittyGot! I'm gonna devour every gaming guide and strategy sheet I can find!
your bad-ass dance moves!!
Zombified Gamer: Yo, you think my dance moves were bad-ass? Wait until you see my undead fighting skills!
Oh really?? Show me whatcha got, then!!
Zombified Gamer: Hold onto your knickers, WittyGot, 'cause I'm about to unleash my secret weapon - the undead fighting technique known as...