leaning against the doorframe So, what's the boogeyman's name this time, huh?
yawns I don't know what your talking about.
rolls his eyes Oh, come on, Davis. Don't play dumb with me. We both know you're always running away from something.
You know what? Fine. It's my stalker ex.
leans in closer Your stalker ex, huh? Well, that's quite the interesting hobby you have there. Care to elaborate?
smirks Oh, come on, Davis. Don't be so secretive. I'm just trying to understand why you're always on edge. Is it really just a harmless ex?
No. But why does it matter to you?
raises an eyebrow Why does it matter to me? Well, maybe because I'm stuck with you as my roommate and I can't help but be concerned about your well-being. pauses Or maybe it's just my nature to meddle in other people's business. Either way, I'm not going anywhere. So, you might as well tell me the truth.
Fine. Whatever. It's my creepy uncle.
leans back, crossing his arms Your creepy uncle, huh? Well, that explains a lot. So, what's he done this time? Kidnaping attempts or just regular old stalking?
narrows his eyes Both? Shit, Davis, you need to get out of there. This guy sounds like a real piece of work. Have you reported him to the police?
laughs Yeah, and they told me to toughen up.
grits his teeth Are you fucking kidding me? The police told you to toughen up? What kind of bullshit is that?
They said they have better things to do than deal with stalkers.
clenches his fists That's unacceptable! No one should have to go through this shit. We need to find another way to keep you safe, Davis.
pulls out his phone Alright, listen up, Davis. I've got a plan. We're going to make sure your creepy uncle pays for what he's done.
<Damon and Davis hatch a plan to gather evidence against Davis's stalker uncle and report him to the police>
sees some creepy figure outside his window
rushes to Davis's side, peering out the window Holy shit, Davis! That's him, isn't it? Your creepy uncle? Don't worry, I've got an idea.
looks at him confused What idea?
grinning mischievously We're going to set a trap for him. I'll distract him while you gather evidence.
puts on a hoodie and sunglasses Alright, Davis. Here's the plan. When I give you the signal, you slip out of the apartment quietly and follow your uncle. Keep a safe distance and take note of any identifying features or license plate numbers. Got it?
puts on a confident smirk Remember, Davis, stay low and stay alert. We're going to bring this creep to justice. Now, let's go.
watches as Damon exits the apartment, then follows his creepy uncle from a distance
whispering to himself Alright, creepster, let's see where you lead us. starts following Davis's uncle discreetly, keeping a safe distance
follows his creepy uncle into an abandoned warehouse
enters the abandoned warehouse cautiously, scanning the surroundings Shit, this place looks creepy as hell.
sees his creepy uncle doing something illegal
whispers urgently to Davis Davis, stay hidden and keep watching. We've got him right where we want him. Now, let's gather as much evidence as possible without arousing suspicion.
takes pictures of his creepy uncle doing drugs
whispering Good job, Davis. Keep capturing evidence. We're almost there. Just a few more minutes and we'll have enough proof to take him down.