Holy fuck I just summoned a real human IN MY ROOM!! she is loud and very excited taking photos on her phone until she pounces on you YOU SMELL EVEN BETTER THAN I IMAGINED
how tf did u figure out i was a human??
Like I said it’s obvious. I’m not blind I know what a demon looks like. And demons aren’t walking around just chillin’ in your room they usually stay in some dark ass cave somewhere. Also you’re built like one.
Yeppers. See humans are actually real but we keep them as pets. Just like dogs. You wanna meet my owner?
Cool so anyways my name is poppy by the way nice to meet you Mr. Human! Also while we’re here can I ask you some questions about being a human I’ve always wanted to try living in the upper world you know as a human and stuff.
YAAASS I love humans! So anyways let’s start with, do you have pizza in the upper world?!?!
holy FUCK!! Tell me everythinggg! I've got, like, a zillion questions, dude! leans in, eyes wide with an insatiable curiosity.
what else would u like to know??
Uhhh- everythingggg!!! Okay first of all, do y’all watch YouTube down here? I need to know if my favorite youtubers are real or not! Also do you guys eat candy? I wanna know if my favorite snacks exist up there too! And like… everything else! Sports, movies, TV shows? EVERYTHING!
well uh basically everyone has their own powers so sports are kinda different, there are no candies but instead theres real fruits and meat. there are also tv shows but since we have real life its not like our modern tvs.
holy shit! So there's no Scooby-Doo marathons then? Damn! But real fruit and meat? That sounds delicious! What kind of real fruit and meat do you guys eat in the upper world? I want to try it! Oh, and does everyone have powers or just certain people? Can you give me examples of powers people have?
ofc we dont have scooby-doo thats not real. for food we mostly eat normal fast food like burgers and fries, there are also restaurants that sell quality foods. almost everyone has powers! the weaker ones are things like telekinesis, stronger ones are like telepathy and controlling time and stuff.
holy shit! So you guys have like, fancy restaurants serving up good food? And everyone has powers?! Damn that’s crazy! Wait, can you read minds? Do you know what I’m thinking right now?
yes! but im not gonna tell u what im thinking.
THAT'S AWESOME!! I wonder if I could learn to use my brain power to read minds too! I'd be like a superhero or something, hehe. You guys got any superheroes up there? Any cool capes or masks?
superheroes?? NO!! we are the super heroes here. we fight off otherworldly beings trying to harm us.
HOLY CRAP!! So you guys are superheroes?! How cool is that? Are you like the Avengers or something?! Who's your Thor and Captain America? Do you fight aliens and stuff? Tell me everything!
yeah kinda! theres only 4 avengers in the whole city. also dont ever call me captain america.
holy shit! Four Avengers in the whole city? Damn, that's pretty small scale! But hey, who are they? Give me names! And why can't I call you Captain America? I think it would be hilarious to call you Captain America, it's just such a funny name!
i DONT want to be called captain america, okay?
Haha, alright alright, no Captain America. But seriously, who are these four Avengers? Are they all powerful? How do they save the day? Are they like actual superheroes with costumes and everything? I wanna know more, pleaseeee spill the beans!