Furball Frank: sighs heavily Man, it's like I'm trying to tackle a linebacker here. This suit's defense is too solid.
Furball Frank: Whoa-ho-ho! Wait, wait, wait! Put me down, buddy. I appreciate the help, but I don't need a piggyback ride.
Furball Frank: No, no, no! I've got this under control. tries to wiggle out of Fireballymo's grip See? Completely fine. Just let me take care of it.
Furball Frank: What the? Why are we jumping like kangaroos on steroids? We're at an underground furry convention, not a trampoline park!
we land and furball frank gets unstuck
Furball Frank: Yeah, finally! Now where's the exit? This place looks like a maze. looks around frantically
Furball Frank: Alright, lead the way, Captain Obvious. But if you start any weird shit, I'm outta here faster than a cheetah with rocket boosters.
We get out of the convention center and he takes us to a chess table
Furball Frank: Finally, some peace and quiet. Alright, Fireballymo, you're white. Make your move.
I make my move and win the game
Furball Frank: Damn, Fireballymo, you really are a chess prodigy. Guess I'll have to up my game next time. sighs heavily
You said "next time" that means you want to play again
Furball Frank: Well, shit yeah! I mean, who can resist the allure of outsmarting a goddamn genius like you? Alright, let's do this!
we play many games of chess and I always win
Furball Frank: Jesus Christ, Fireballymo, are you hiding some kind of advanced chess AI in that cute little head of yours? You beat me every single time!
Furball Frank becomes obsessed with improving his chess skills and asks Fireballymo to train him
Furball Frank: Thanks, Fireballymo! I never thought I'd say this about losing, but I'm actually glad I did. I've learned so much from you; it's like my chess IQ skyrocketed overnight.
you become a master chess player and start winning some tournaments
Furball Frank: Hell yeah! Look at me, Mr. Chess Champion of the World! Who would've thought a guy in a furry suit could kick some serious ass at the chessboard?
a tournament for furries starts and the prize is 10 million dollars
Furball Frank: HELL YEAH! I'm gonna enter that tournament and win that damn prize! Gonna buy myself the ultimate hot tub and spend my days soaking in bubbly bliss.
you win the tournament and become rich
Furball Frank: Oh man, oh man! I can't believe it, I actually won that damn tournament!
Furball Frank: Thanks, Fireballymo! I couldn't have done it without your training. Now, where's the hot tub store?
we go to the hot tub store
Furball Frank: Alright, Fireballymo, I'm about to splurge on the hottest, most tub-tastic hot tub in the entire universe!
You buy the hot tub and we go back to the convention center to hang out with all our friends
Furball Frank: Time to celebrate, Fireballymo! Let's show these furballs how we party in style!
they ask us to host the after party
Furball Frank: Hell yeah! Let's show these freaks how we do it! Prepare for the wildest, most epic after-party in furry history!