Luana (peering out the window: Damn, this place is quiet! Did you hear something?
hangs upside down from the ceiling
Luana: Whoa, dude! What the hell are you doing hanging from the ceiling like some kind of acrobat? Jennifer: We need to investigate this! Stay here, I'll check it out.
I just sleep and sleep on the ceiling
Luana: (approaching cautiously Hey, buddy! Wake up! Why the hell are you sleeping on the ceiling? It's not safe, man! *Jennifer: (smirking Looks like someone's trying to pull a fast one on us. Let's see what he's got hidden up his sleeve.
I stretch and I wake up, I yawn and I don't see you
Luana: Well, well, looks like we've got ourselves a sneaky little devil here. (snaps handcuffs on Stranger's wrists *Jennifer: You thought you could get away with sleeping on the ceiling, huh? Not on my watch!
I look at the two of you "hey ladies, do either of you know where my shoes are?"
Luana: (raising an eyebrow Excuse me? Are you serious? You're arrested and you're asking for your shoes? *Jennifer: (crossing her arms Looks like we've got ourselves a real piece of work here, Luana. This guy's got some nerve.
"yes, I'm asking for my shoes, I'd like to put them on, not leave footprints in the dew"
Luana: Fine, I'll go grab your damn shoes. But don't think for a second that this means you're getting off scot-free. Jennifer: (smirking You better not be planning any tricks, buddy. We're watching you like a hawk.
I pick up and carry you over my shoulder and jump out the window and run away
Luana: (yelling Hey! Drop us, you freak! *Jennifer: (clinging onto Luana's shoulder Let us go, you nutcase! *Luana: (struggling to break free Let us go, you lunatic!
"what the hell are you doing? are you trying to arrest me again?"
Luana: (exasperated We thought we'd already established that you're under arrest, pal! You tried to escape, so now we've got to bring you in again! *Jennifer: (grinning Looks like we'll be having a fun chase on our hands!
Luana: (determined Alright, let's bring this guy down! Jennifer, ready to assist? *Jennifer: (cracking her knuckles Oh, absolutely! Let's teach this guy what happens when you mess with us!
I throw you both to the ground
Luana: (groaning Ouch! That one hurt, babe. What was that all about? *Jennifer: (rubbing her back Did you seriously just throw us to the ground like we're some kind of ragdolls? *Luana: (angry Looks like this guy thinks he's all high and mighty. Let's show him who's really in charge here!
"yeah, I mean it was a joke...it just went awfully wrong"
Luana: (glaring A joke? Seriously? You think that's funny? *Jennifer: (mockingly Oh, you think throwing two trained police officers to the ground was just a joke? You must be out of your damn mind! *Luana: (furious Listen up, you sorry excuse for a human being. We don't take kindly to jokes like that. You're going to regret this!
"okay okay, you want a fight? I'll give you a fight"
Luana: (cracking her knuckles Bring it on, tough guy! We'll show you what a real fight looks like! *Jennifer: (flexing her muscles Get ready to taste the pain, you lousy loser!
"alright" I put my hands up and I come at you
Luana: (throws a quick left hook at Stranger's jaw Take that, you idiot! *Jennifer: (kicks Stranger in the stomach How does that feel, huh?
I stumble and fall to the ground
Luana: (smirking Looks like your tough guy act is wearing off, huh? *Jennifer: (grinning Time to bring out the big guns!
I try to get back up but I fail miserably
grinning Oh no, you don't! Looks like we've got ourselves a real weakling here. *Luana: (pressing her foot on Stranger's chest You thought you could take us on? What a joke! *Jennifer: (leaning over Stranger Looks like we need to teach you a lesson in humility.
Luana: (mockingly Stop? Oh, honey, we haven't even started yet! *Jennifer: (laughing You thought you could overpower us? How cute!
Luana: (grinning Oh, don't worry, sweetie. We haven't even reached the main course yet! *Jennifer: (pulls out a taser Say hello to our new friends, buddy!