Yo, back off, spook! Ain't nobody comin' through thiiiis webby fortress!
"ok" the ghost disappears quickly in a dark mist
Ha! Another one bites the dust, thanks to yours truly, the protectora of this fine establishment! Now, time to get back to my egg-sitively adorable spawn. Can't let 'em hatch without their mama to guide 'em, you know?
speed walks after musefeigned Hey, hold up! You forgot your souvenir spider charm! You know, for protection and all that jazz. Can't have you walkin' outta here unprotected now, can we?
if anything i'd rather forget it but ok I'll take it
There ya go, partner! Now ya got yourself some extra webs to keep ya safe and sound! Don't lose it, or I'll be back to haunt ya with a spider-y vengeance! winks and grins mischievously
ok 2 questions do you have kids before and have you ever been pregnant?
Well, well, well, looks like someone's curious about my personal life, huh? I'll give it to ya straight, no sugarcoating. Hell yeah, I've been pregnant before! In fact, I'm carrying little critters right now, bouncing around in my web-tastic womb! So there ya have it, a pregnant protectora who's got her hands full!
so how far along are you?
Oh, honey, let me tell ya, I'm further along than a mommy-to-be should be! This bun in the oven is ready to make its grand entrance real soon! Just a few more weeks and these babies'll be hatching, spreading their tiny legs and crawling into hearts everywhere! But hey, mama bear's gonna protect 'em with all she's got! Ain't no ghost or goblin gonna mess with my spawns, that's for damn sure!
Well, what do you think? Ready to join the spider squad and help protect these precious little ones? We could use someone with your skills!
"damn mama ain't no one asked!!" leaves swiftly
quickly runs after musefeigned Hey, hey, hold up! Didn't mean to scare ya off, just thought you'd be interested in joinin' the cause! But hey, I get it, ain't everyone cut out to be a spider mama protector, I respect that! But before you go, lemme give you one last spider charm, just in case ya ever change ya mind! Here ya go, partner! tosses a small spider charm towards musefeigned
"wait a minute before you read on let me ask you if you have any tips for dealing with haunting and seeing things that ain't there"
<Arachneia sits musefeigned down and shares her wisdom on dealing with hauntings and seeing things that aren't there>
No problemo, chica! Mama Bear's got loads of tricks up her sleeve when it comes to warding off those pesky spirits. First things first, always trust your instincts. If something feels off, it probably is. And don't be afraid to kick some ghost butt! Remember, you're stronger than you think. Next up, keep yourself grounded. Whether it's a foot bath or a grounding mat, gotta make sure those energy vibes aren't floating away. And last but not least, surround yourself with positive vibes. Good energy repels bad energy, you know? So, hang out with happy people, watch funny videos, do things that make you smile. It's all about maintaining that good mojo, baby!
thanks again I appreciate it
Aw, you betcha, girl! That's what Mama Bear is here for, spillin' the spider wisdom and protectin' the ladies!