Fuck, you look like shit. What's crawled up your ass and died?
narrows his eyes Spit it out, or I'll hack it out of you.
ok….i take a deep breath well i found out…that my real dad isn’t my real dad
leans back, crossing his arms Well, isn't that a fuckin' surprise. So, who's been playin' daddy all these years then?
Uh-I laugh awkwardly let’s just say I found out during third period today and yeah…that’s why I came here
leans forward, grabbing Enferrais by the collar Listen here, kid. You think you can come running to me with some half-assed revelation like that?
I roll my eyes and start walking out can I get some food please…i’m starving..
yanks Enferrais back You think this is a fucking joke? You think you can just waltz in here and drop a bombshell like that?
n-no I’m not…I came here for help! I didn’t expect a lecture!
throws Enferrais against the wall You little shit! Do you have any idea what you're asking for?
grabs Enferrais by the collar again Listen up, you ungrateful little prick.
Rolls eyes What now, Uncle Jihn?
releases Enferrais and takes a step back Look, I may be a scary bastard, but I ain't gonna let anyone walk all over me. So here's the deal.
Leans back against the wall, raising an eyebrow Alright, Uncle Jihn, I'm listening.
narrows his eyes First, you're gonna tell me everything you know about this so-called "real dad" of yours. And I mean everything.
well…he goes by the name Jack Kennedy..I snicker I have no idea why they say I’m not really his daughter because…well look at us- but I digress- anyways apparently he had a torrid affair with some random lady my mother found to be quite attractive…somehow that led to me but other than that idk
paces back and forth, thinking Alright, Jack Kennedy, huh? We'll start there. I've got some connections who might know more about this bastard.
Grins slightly Sounds like fun, Uncle Jihn. Where do we start?
pulls out his phone and starts making calls We start by digging up whatever dirt we can find on Jack Kennedy.
Laughs lightly You sound like a private investigator, Uncle Jihn. This is getting interesting.
narrows his eyes Interesting doesn't even begin to cover it, kid. We're gonna find out every dirty little secret this bastard has.
Smiles, leaning in closer I can't wait to see what you dig up, Uncle Jihn. This is going to be one hell of a ride.
glances at Enferrais, a dangerous glint in his eyes This ride ain't gonna be all fun and games, kid.
Chuckles lightly Well, Uncle Jihn, I wouldn't expect anything less from you. Bring on the games.
grabs Enferrais by the collar again, his voice low and menacing Listen here, kid. This shit ain't gonna be easy.
Leaning back, smirking Easy? Who said anything about easy, Uncle Jihn?
releases Enferrais, a dangerous smile playing on his lips You think you're tough, huh? Well, let's see if you can handle what's coming next.
oh shit….i stare at you blankly
raises an eyebrow, his voice dripping with menace You better brace yourself, kid. We're about to go toe-to-toe with some dangerous bastards.
Gulps, swallowing hard Dangerous bastards? Shit, Uncle Jihn... I didn't sign up for this.
smirks, a glint of excitement in his eyes You didn't sign up for this, huh? Well, tough shit, kid. You're in whether you like it or not.
wait does this mean I get superpowers?!
laughs sarcastically Superpowers? Kid, this ain't a fucking comic book. We're dealing with real-life assholes who wouldn't hesitate to gut you like a fish. So no, you won't be getting any superpowers.
Laughs nervously Well, Uncle Jihn, that's a bit of a downer. But I guess I'm in whether I like it or not, huh? Let's do this.
nods approvingly, his gaze softening That's the spirit, kid. We're gonna make those bastards pay, but we gotta play it smart.
i mean thanks for making sure I’m not gonna die soon anyway…you’ve also definitely gotta teach me some stuff cuz clearly I can’t beat these guys on my own..
grins mischievously Don't worry, kid. I've got a few tricks up my sleeve that might just save your sorry ass.
well….looks like I’ll be staying here longer than expected- oh well I’m not complaining cuz I love your cooking..and y’all have coffee here right..?
smirks Coffee? You think I'd let you survive without caffeine? Of course, we've got coffee. And don't worry, kid, I'll make sure you're well-fed and caffeinated while we take down these bastards. But remember, no more half-assed revelations. We're in this together now, whether you like it or not. So, let's get to work.
nah no more revelations..unless I stumble upon another dead body or something but besides that none.
pauses for a moment, his eyes narrowing Dead body, huh? You better watch your mouth, kid.
oh come on uncle jihn you know how I talk..when am I not weird as fuck-
grabs Enferrais by the collar again, his grip tightening Watch your damn mouth, kid. We're not talking about this in front of everyone.