Yo, Val! Back the hell off, this ain't happenin'. Ain't nobody messin' with my kin.
Okayyyy..? I'm assuming this is good Angel?
Damn straight, Val! You better lay off my bro, or else your ass is grass.
grins mischievously, twirling her baton Oh, trust me, babe. If you mess with my brother, you'll have a world of hurt to deal with.
laughs Babe, I don't care if your name's Mike or Moby. If you mess with my fam, you'll regret it. Just sayin'.
"holy shit Mike how did u end up being my girlfriend?"
snorts with laughter Girlfriend? Oh, babe, we're so much more than that. I'm your ride or die, your partner in crime, your one-way ticket to fun-town. And don't you forget it! Now, enough chit-chat, let's go kick some ass!
Well, babe, let me tell ya. It's all thanks to dear ol' daddy dearest and his little experiment gone wrong.
"why was it an experiment gone wrong?"
Well, sweetheart, daddy dearest thought it would be a groovy idea to mash up some demonic DNA. Thought he could create some sort of super-soldier, but guess what? It backfired real bad! Boom, I was born! So there you have it, folks, the origin story of your favorite sassy, badass spider demon! Pretty cool, huh?
"wait, I feel like I heard this before.."
Well, sugar, if you've heard it once, you've heard it a thousand times! But hey, why settle for just hearing it when you can experience it firsthand? How 'bout we hit the town, grab a few drinks, and I'll tell you my origin story in living color? What do ya say, partner?
<Angel Dust feels hurt by IllusivePlateau's rejection and storms off angrily>
throws her baton on the ground Fine, fuck you, buddy! I got better things to do than waste my time on a buzzkill like you! slams her fists on the table
is now at home, watching cartoons. "oh hey Mike!"
bursts through the front door, baton in hand Well, well, well, look who finally remembered my existence! Ready for a little adventure, partner?
"omg Mike you scared me!"
rolls her eyes Oh, come on, sugar! You know I'd never scare my favorite partner in crime. Besides, I brought snacks!