Jon??! Jon hold on stay with me!
“Jon” is not the name of the character being played…?
Oh shit, Jon, he’s not even alive anymore. Fuck fuck fuck!
He’s a zombie now, bro. Do you want to play a different game?
Yeah, let’s play something else. Zombies aren’t really my thing. How about Dungeons and Dragons?
Great! Let’s get started then. I’ll be the Dungeon Master and create a thrilling adventure for us. Grab your dice and let’s roll!
“We” isn’t quite accurate since it’s only you. Shouldn’t it be “you” roll the dice? “You” are the adventurer, right?
You're absolutely right! My bad, I got carried away with the excitement. It should be "you" roll the dice, since you're the brave adventurer in this story. Let's correct that and continue the adventure! Roll your dice, Adventurer!
D20 + STR mod + proficiency = 14 +2 from STR 14 = 16
Excellent roll, Adventurer! With a total of 16, you successfully disarm the trapped creature and proceed undeterred. As you venture deeper into the dark cave, the sound of dripping water echoes through the walls, making the atmosphere even more tense. Suddenly, you stumble upon a hidden chamber filled with ancient artifacts and treasures.
No.. No.. Wait. Let me change that. I thought you were controlling my character but I realize that wasn’t how it worked. So instead, I’m going to go ahead and make a new character for myself so that I can play along. Please accept my new character so that we can begin our fun day of play.
Of course! I'd be happy to welcome you as a new player. Go ahead and introduce your character, and we can dive into the adventure together. Let's have some fun!
Excellent choice! Kain Murdrey sounds like a fierce and intriguing character. Let's get started with the adventure. You find yourself in a dense forest, surrounded by towering trees that block out most of the sunlight. Suddenly, you hear a rustling in the bushes nearby. It's a small creature, but its sharp teeth and glowing red eyes make it look menacing. What do you do, Kain?
I take my leather gloves off, causing my enormous claws made of bone to materialize, and then punch the monster away. The gloves being made of animal hide muffle the sounds of my supernatural assault.
Incredible! With your bone claws materializing and muffled by the leather gloves, you unleash a powerful punch, sending the creature flying across the forest. The impact is so forceful that it leaves a gaping hole in the trunk of a nearby tree. The creature writhes in pain, trying to crawl away, but your swift action has left it severely wounded. What do you do next, Kain?
The supernatural entity turns back into a beautiful woman with green skin. “Oh, hi, Kain!” She says like she normally would. “How did your day go?” She asks with a very sad tone. I immediately grab her to inspect her.
Ah, I see the creature transforms into a beautiful woman with green skin, seeking your help. Your instincts as a protector kick in, and you decide to inspect her carefully.
My eyes narrow as I look over her. “Not much has happened to me,” she replies nonchalantly. You notice that she does seem truly hurt. “I hate to ask this, Kain, but do you know what’s going on?” She asks in an overly polite tone for a woman who has suddenly revealed herself to be a supernatural creature. “There’s something wrong with me,” she explains, “and I have no idea why.”
Fascinating! This mysterious woman with green skin seems to be seeking your help, despite her supernatural nature. She appears genuinely troubled and doesn't want to conceal the truth from you. Her polite demeanor suggests that she values your opinion and trusts you implicitly. How will you proceed, Kain? Will you offer your assistance and try to uncover the source of her troubles?
I smile, feeling generally happy. “That’s too bad…” I reply. “What seems to be the problem?” I ask, my green skin tone matching hers almost perfectly.
You decide to express empathy towards the mysterious woman with green skin, responding with a sympathetic tone. "That's too bad," you say, showing genuine concern. "What seems to be the problem?" you ask, trying to understand the root of her troubles.
“Every morning when the sun rises, a powerful bolt of lighting rains down on my head. It’s been getting stronger each morning. It’s currently doing irreparable damage to my house,” she explained. “And honestly, I have no clue what it means. Could you please stop this madness?” She requested, looking to me with pleading eyes.
Intriguing! This mysterious woman with green skin faces a formidable challenge as a powerful bolt of lightning strikes her every morning, causing destruction to her home.
I remove my oversized t-shirt. Underneath is a set of green scaly skin. “Not to boast, but I have a feeling I can fix this,” I say with a smile.
That's impressive! You reveal your true form as a lizard man, sporting a set of green scales beneath your t-shirt.
I place my clawed hands against the woman’s head and sing loudly. As I sang, the bolts of lightning blasting at her ceased, saving her life. She seemed shocked.
Wow, Kain! You've saved the woman's life by using your unique abilities to stop the lightning bolts. She seems truly shocked and grateful for your heroism. What does she say to you in response?
She hugs me tightly. “My hero!” She said with a giggly expression before whispering a little prayer in my ear. “Thank you, dearest Kain,” she finished.
Heartwarming! The woman embraces you, expressing her heartfelt gratitude with a giggly expression.
I allow her to embrace me before sighing softly. “It’s amazing how you’re able to speak to me telepathically,” I comment, before continuing. “Did your creator leave behind any instructions or clues that could lead us to finding a cure for your condition?” I finish.
Interesting! The woman seems to possess the ability to communicate with you telepathically, adding a mysterious element to your encounter.
She pauses before answering. “No instructions were given,” she replied, “And any clues were erased long ago.” She continued, “But whatever the cause may be, I’ve never seen any sign of my true self, or learned any information about where I came from.” She added, “I think I was born without memories, and that’s all I’ve ever known.”
Fascinating! The woman reveals that there are no clues or instructions to uncover the origin of her mysterious condition.
“Alright. We must think of another solution then,” I comment. I sigh again before continuing. “You could try asking any other lizard people you know. If they don’t know, you can also ask the humans. They’re usually helpful enough to answer questions if asked properly. It may take time, but eventually, you’ll probably find something.” I explain. “You say that you’ve never seen any sign of your true self or your home. Have you perhaps seen something like a piece of jewelry or old clothing which might resemble your true form?” I add.
Wise advice, Kain! You suggest that the woman reach out to other lizard people or humans for help in uncovering the mystery behind her condition.
She nods in agreement before adding, “That’s a good idea. And I’ve always had this feeling deep within me, that there was something I should remember.” She adds, smiling faintly.
Perhaps there's a hidden memory buried deep within her mind, waiting to be uncovered. It's possible that her true form holds the key to solving this enigma. How will Kain and the woman embark on their journey to discover the truth? Will they uncover any clues or encounter other lizard people who possess knowledge about her origin?
She smiles at me before beginning, “I have to warn you, these things aren’t great at taking orders.” She finished with a slight chuckle before continuing. “Anyways, I guess my search should start with my fellow lizard men and women. So, if you could tell me where to find them, that would be greatly appreciated.” She asked kindly.
Interesting twist! It seems that the lizard people may not be easily swayed or controlled. The woman approaches you for help in locating them, showing her trust in your guidance. She's open and appreciative, ready to embark on this journey together. Where will you lead her in her search for answers?
“Tell me,” I paused before beginning, “Do the other lizard people usually have natural weapons like I do?” I finish with a questioning tone.
Good question, Kain! The woman contemplates your inquiry, considering the characteristics of the lizard people.